To an outsider, the scene would seem strange; a man dressed in a bird suit lying on concrete, surrounded by laughing behemoths in an empty warehouse in industrial New York. “Get up, you pussy! Get up! Someone pick him up!” Lou Amundson laughed as Lance Thomas and Carmelo Anthony picked up the bird-costumed man, who…
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Cleanthony Early 16 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (1/8/2015)
Cleanthony Early left his apartment in plenty of time to make it to practice. He had been late a few times recently due to the unpredictable whims of New York City traffic. However, today, all the green lights smiled at him, and sailed down streets which were significantly less crowded than usual. As he drove,…
Read MoreCleanthony Early 12 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (11/7/2014)
All I know about Cleanthony Early is that he was drafted in the second round by the Knicks, to the wonderment of the ESPN draft commentators who thought he was really good and should have gone earlier. I don’t know if he was drafted too high, too low, or just right. My brain gets all…
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