Cleveland Cavaliers – Page 17

Collin Sexton 14 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (10/25/2018)

Dear Diary, Today I made another Collin Sexton highlight video where he scored 14 points. This is the third such video I have made for this player scoring this exact amount of points. I am beginning to wonder if he will ever score more than this. Perhaps I should cease making videos until he scores…

Kyle Korver 21 Points Full Highlights (10/25/2018)

Kyle Korver, prior to tonight, had played 38 minutes on the season and scored 5 total points. That tells me two things: one, that he’s getting kind of old now, and two, that Jabroni Lames really did everything for the Cavs on offense, which we knew, but we didn’t REALLY know until he left again…

Collin Sexton 14 Points Full Highlights (10/24/2018)

I’m sensing a lack of hype for Collin Sexton. All the picks above him in the draft (except Wendell Carter) are the focus of a lot of scrutiny and expectations. But not Sexton, at least not to the same extent as a Mo Bamba or Jaren Jackson. What’s going on. Is it because Cleveland is…

Collin Sexton 14 Points Full Highlights (10/19/2018)

This was definitely a good highlight video to make for me because it’s short and I’m really super tired. The excitement of the Bucks winning a game (and maybe the Brewers too) has got me all bleary-eyed and droopy. If you, too, are bleary-eyed and droopy, maybe this will be the perfect final video before…

Cedi Osman 22 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (10/19/2018)

It’s a good thing I didn’t vocalize any of my stupid pessimistic pre-season opinions about Cedi Osman because if I did you guys would dig them up and make me look like a stupid hater idiot. Normally when I hear that such-and-so player has been “in the gym every day” and “talking with LeBron” I’m…

Cedi Osman 17 Points Full Highlights (10/17/2018)

The Cavaliers are Kevin Love’s team now. He gets to be the man just like he was in Minnesota. But his second banana this time around isn’t Michael Beasley. It’s Cedi Osman! Cavs fans have been hyping this guy up for the whole offseason, hyping him up for reasons I can’t figure out other than…

Kyle Korver All 164 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Three-ilation)

So this summer I treated myself to a little vacation to New York City. I don’t really care about all the normal tourist stuff (everybody hypes up Times Square but it’s just, like, a really crowded city block. That’s it.) but there were two things that I definitely needed to experience. Thing one: denigrate New…

LeBron James All 120 Dunks Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Dunkilation)

“You told me that it would happen,” LeBron James growled, standing up from his chair, putting his hands on the GM’s desk, and leaning in with dangerously narrowed eyes. “You gave me your assurance that the team I requested would be formed.” Magic Johnson nervously avoided eye contact with the disgruntled superstar. “I tried, LeBron,…

Rodney Hood 15 Points Full Highlights (6/6/2018)

I know you’re not going to believe that the infallible DTB is capable of holding misinformed or wrong opinions, but you’d better start believe it now because that was exactly what happened when I alleged, as recently as February 2018, that Rodney Hood is roughly as good as Donovan Mitchell. That was before Rodney Hood…

Kyle Korver 18 Points Full Highlights (5/5/2018)

You’re not going to believe this. So your pal DTB signed himself up for a Tinder account because he was feeling the lack of female companionship in his life and wanted to see what was out there. There’s nothing wrong with that. The cool thing about Tinder is there are no commitments, you can match…