Sorry for the delay on the description. I was watching funny videos on YouTube. There’s so many of them, and I got caught in a timewarp. My bad. I won’t let it happen again. So, yeah, Cedi Osman. Is he good? Is he not good? One thing’s for sure: he’s Turkish. If I see any…
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Kyle Korver 18 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2018)
There’s likely a way to figure out how many triple-doubles LeBron James would have this season if Kyle Korver wasn’t around. I don’t know what that way would be, and I’m way too lazy to calculate it manually, so I’m going to use my preternatural powers of intuition to estimate the answer: zero. Zero triple-doubles…
Read MoreGeorge Hill 26 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2018)
Cavaliers fans pretended, right after the Cavs traded for him, to care about George Hill. This was, I think, the first time that a fanbase or even anyone at all had cared (or in this case, pretended to care) about him. It didn’t last long. I think Cavs fans hate him now, after his less…
Read MoreJ.R. Smith 18 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/13/2018)
TNT has tried to sabotage my videos in the past by providing poor camera angles on shots, or by failing to provide adequate replays, or by coating their broadcasts with a thick layer of commentarial incompetence that no amount of creative editing can overcome. However, this latest attack on my ability to make highlight videos…
Read MoreCedi Osman 12 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2018)
“Yo, my man,” LeBron said, walking up to Cedi Osman, who was sitting in his locker, and exchanging some dap. “You remember what the plan is for tonight?” Cedi scrunched up his face in thought. “I think so. We’re gonna…we’re gonna ruin Paul Pierce’s jersey retirement!” LeBron smiled. “Damn straight we are. And all those…
Read MoreJordan Clarkson 17 Points Cavaliers Debut Full Highlights (2/11/2018)
Man, did you see how happy LeBron looked after that last made three by Jordan Clarkson? You haven’t, because you haven’t watched the video yet, but you will, and you’ll see just how big that smile was. I don’t think I’ve seen him that exuberant the whole season. I think he really prefers being surrounded…
Read MoreJeff Green 24 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2018)
Jeff Green is playing the most efficient basketball of his career in Cleveland, apparently the beneficiary of the “LeBron James Effect”. The “LeBron James Effect” is also what caused Isaiah Thomas to be so bad in Cleveland. It works both ways, somehow. Green was so garbage in Orlando (SO GARBAGE, it cannot be emphasized enough)…
Read MoreCedi Osman 16 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/9/2018)
“LeBron, what’s going on?” Cedi Osman said as he entered the locker room, looking in confusion at the nameplates above the lockers. “The stupid people who work here don’t know what our roster is.” “Yeah, it’s messed up,” LeBron James answered evasively, purposely looking away from his rookie teammate. “Don’t worry about it too much.”…
Read MoreKyle Korver 30 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (2/9/2018)
Can we, uh, just keep this lineup for the Cavaliers for the rest of the season and playoffs? I’m willing to give Kevin Love a few minutes when he gets back, but otherwise, this rotation looks perfect. Full of players who play hard and don’t whine about touches/minutes, I don’t have a clear picture of…
Read MoreTristan Thompson 17 Points Full Highlights (2/7/2018)
Tristan Thompson’s sleep was disturbed when he heard the unexpected squeaking of his bedroom door’s hinges. “Oh damn, that probably woke him up,” came a whispered voice from the area of the door. “Yeah, it kinda did,” Tristan replied sleepily into the darkness, recognizing the voice as that of his teammate LeBron James. “If this…
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