In the back of the too-hot interior of the food truck, a too-tall man was putting the finishing touches on another large batch of carnitas. With each customer that appeared at the window, he took a quick glance before returning to his culinary artistry. The spot in front of the Staples Center was coveted among…
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Clint Capela All 213 Dunks Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Dunkilation)
“Any time now. Any time,” Clint Capela muttered to himself as he stared through his binoculars at the beach in the distance. “You’ve been saying that for hours now,” Tarik Black whined. “He’s not gonna show. Can we leave now? I’m hungry.” Clint removed the binoculars from his face and gave his teammate an unsympathetic…
Read MoreClint Capela 20 Points Full Highlights (5/28/2018)
Clint Capela was brooding by himself in his locker. Most of his teammates had already left the arena, but he had stayed, trying to figure out where it had all gone so wrong. It was also not lost on him that he might never again play in this arena again as a member of the…
Read MoreClint Capela 21 Points/7 Dunks Full Highlights (5/2/2018)
I can’t remember if I’ve ever expressed an opinion on Clint Capela’s post game or his attempts to develop one. So I apologize in advance if the opinion I express here runs counter to opinions I have expressed in the past. Clint Capela should just not try any more post moves in the playoffs. Those…
Read MoreClint Capela 26 Points/8 Dunks Full Highlights (4/25/2018)
“What’s up loser. It’s Clint,” Clint Capela said into his phone, smirking at the frustrated sigh of his rival, Dwight Howard. “How’s your summer going?” “It was going okay until you called. I’m gonna hang up now,” Dwight responded. “Don’t you want to hear about all the things James has to say about you?” Clint…
Read MoreClint Capela 24 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (4/15/2018)
Clint Capela: is he the Rockets’ SECRET WEAPON for the playoffs? Reasons Capela might be the SECRET WEAPON: -He was keeping his Eurostep ability hidden from public view until the playoffs -He is secretly the Rockets’ third-best player -Can KAT stop him? Probably not. -D’Antoni purposely didn’t play him in the final regular season game…
Read MoreClint Capela 21 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2018)
The Rockets are going to win the championship, aren’t they? I’m sitting here munching on a Pop-Tart, and I’m watching Capela-Harden/Paul pick-and-rolls, and my hope for a non-Houston chip gets lower and lower. Clint Capela doesn’t get talked about enough as the third part of their “big three”. That’s because he’s super limited in what…
Read MoreClint Capela 22 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (2/28/2018)
The last time the Rockets played the Clippers (or maybe it was two times ago?) we had that awesome story where Chris Paul told his entire Rockets squad about a secret passageway to the Clippers’ locker room, so a bunch of dudes showed up unannounced in the Clippers’ locker room ready to beat the snot…
Read MoreClint Capela 25 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2018)
I had been told by learned NBA minds that Karl-Anthony Towns was an improved defender this year. And you know what? I believed them. I was taken for a fool. After watching this video, the notion that KAT is anything other than absolute fetid sewer dumpster garbage trash on the defensive end cannot be supported….
Read MoreClint Capela 23 Points/25 Rebounds Full Highlights (2/9/2018)
It’s official: Clint Capela is officially part of an official “big three” in Houston. You know who the other two players are, James Harden and Chris Paul (you thought I was gonna put some funny names there didn’t you well sometimes DTB doesn’t take the low-hanging fruit), and Capela is third player. Together they comprise…
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