Clint Capela – Page 3

Clint Capela 22 Points Full Highlights (10/18/2017)

One thing I noticed in the Rockets opener was that Chris Paul wasn’t getting Clint Capela involved. I think he passed it to him, like, two times? It’s not like Paul doesn’t have experience getting offensively-compromised centers the ball in places where they can do something with it (you know who I’m thinking of: Cole…

Clint Capela 20 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (5/1/2017)

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Clint Capela 22 Points/3 Blocks/7 Dunks Full Highlights (4/12/2017)

I’m pretty sure that the only way I could ever get the NBA highlight viewing populace at large to watch Clint Capela highlight videos would be to blatantly lie in the video title. I could either embellish the stats (16 dunks? 42 points? 13 blocks? 5 assists? any of those would be outlandish enough to…

Clint Capela 18 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2017)

Clint Capela is in the same class of centers as DeAndre Jordan, Rudy Gobert, and Tyson Chandler. All he does is soak up alley-oops like a coral sucking up polluted ocean water. The difference with Capela is that, somehow, nobody cares about him at all. He’s scoring 12 PPG (the same as DeAndre Jordan) on…

Clint Capela 21 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2017)

Clint Capela was the only Rocket to shoot an acceptable percentage from the field last night. He was nine-of-ten from the field; the rest of his teammates were a combined 24 of 75 for a cool .32 percent. James “MVP” Harden himself shot twenty shots but only made five of them. What lessons can be…

Clint Capela 19 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2017)

Unlike my last Clint Capela video, which was ruined by free throws (the Grizzlies are now on my official list of teams who I will refuse to make highlights of, forever, because they were hacking my man Clint), this video is not ruined by free throws because the Capellmeister didn’t make any of his free…

Clint Capela 24 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2017)

I don’t really have an opinion on Hack-a-whatever. I leave the opinions to the tryhards who care deeply about the rules of basketball. That said, Hack-a-Cap pretty much ruined my highlight video from a pacing perspective. It was proceeding along just fine with plenty of dunks and layups from the Capellmeister until the Grizzlies decided…

Clint Capela 17 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (2/7/2017)

Clint Capela is sixth in the league in dunks this year, having slam-jammed the ball 94 times in 35 games. This is a vast improvement over last season, when he dunked just 99 times in 77 games. Most of the improvement can be attributed to James Harden and his lob-throwing prowess, but Capela himself shouldn’t…

Clint Capela 22 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2017)

Dwight Howard looked up from his seated position on the bench during pregame shootarounds. “Somehow, I knew you’d be making a visit,” he said. Clint Capela smirked. “Everybody here in Houston hates your guts. Just thought I would let you know.” “Yeah, I think you already told me,” Dwight said, clearly tired of Clint’s harassment….

Clint Capela 17 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (1/27/2017)

Clint Capela and Nene went a combined 17-of-24 from the field last night against the 76ers. For some reason, D’Antoni’s rotation was super tight and only eight guys played, but you can bet that if Montrezl Harrell had been out there he would have scored around twenty, mostly on dunks like his two frontcourt-mates. Embiid…