Tag: Collin Sexton

Why are people still pretending that the Warriors are invulnerable? LeBron James has proved that “playoff mode” doesn’t exist, and what we’re seeing from the Warriors is what we’re going to get in the playoffs. And what we saw tonight was them taking their foot off the gas and letting a rookie named Collin Sexton…

My motivation to write anything interesting or informative for this video description is at an all-time low. Collin Sexton has had so many good games recently (each one of them deserving a highlight video from yours truly) that the well of talking points for these descriptions has run entirely dry. You can tell this is…

I feel like Collin Sexton is taking advantage of me right now. He knows that I’m committed to making highlight videos for him (as I am for all rookies), so he’s purposely scoring twenty points or more in pretty much every game since the All-Star break. He must be very vain if his primary motivation…

Collin Sexton in March: 23/3/3 on 52% shooting and 47% from three. Just think about that for a moment. For a guy who, at the beginning of the season, was drawing ire from his teammates (mostly J.R. Smith and Rodney Hood probably) for “not knowing how to play basketball”, those are sick numbers. They’re sick…

Imagine being Collin Sexton: you have 20 points early-ish in the third quarter, then you get subbed out for Nik Stauskas. You are forced to pretend to be happy, to clap and cheer for him with a smile while raging on the inside. You don’t get to come back into the game until there are…

If the ROTY of the Year award was as “what have you done for me recently” as the MVP award, Collin Sexton would be way in the lead. Sure, Trae Young had that 49-point game, but that was practically a million years ago now, and he hasn’t been as amazing these last few games. Meanwhile,…

This is my fate. My cursed fate. Collin Sexton will forever score 23 points or more and I will have to make a highlight video for each and every game until the end of time. If I’m not quite tired of watching Sexton hit shot after shot, I will be when I’m still making his…

Collin “Collinoscopy” Sexton has now had five straight games that have been well over the twenty-point mark. Not only that, but he seems to have taken the mantle of “number one scoring option” away from Jordan Clarkson and is doing his best to keep Kevin Love from immediately taking that mantle and wearing it himself….