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Collin Sexton 29 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2018)

Warning: this video is really intense. Small children and the elderly should not watch this video without supervision. Able-bodied adults should exercise all necessary precautions. Drink plenty of water. If you start feeling faint, close your browser window and lie down for 20 minutes before attempting to resume the video. Remember: no highlight video is…

Collin Sexton 23 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2018)

It is common knowledge that Cleveland Cavaliers veterans said that Collin Sexton doesn’t know how to play the game. I rebut their assertion by saying that Collin Sexton DOES know how to play the game, as long as “how to play the game” is “shoot midrange jumpers”. Which it is. Everyone knows that, because that’s…

Collin Sexton 18 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2018)

When the Cleveland commentators dropped the following nuggets of info on me, I started having a legit panic attack: apparently, Collin Sexton’s dad saw a flaw in his son’s shot, so he worked with him to fix it and now it’s all better. Forgive me for being paranoid, but we’ve seen at least one other…

Collin Sexton 24 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2018)

I am convinced that hostile actors (rival highlight-makers perhaps?) are screwing with my internet connectivity, attempting to prevent me from making highlights. Everything is flaky right now. My normal system of running all my traffic through 7 separate VPNs, plus a free proxy I found on the internet for added security, usually works. It works,…

Collin Sexton 20 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2018)

I’ve felt bad for Collin Sexton ever since that “report” came out that some veterans on the Cavaliers don’t “think he knows how to play”. I don’t know if I trust the report fully, but if that’s the case, why wouldn’t the vets, you know, teach him how to be better? I can’t imagine he’s…

Collin Sexton 17 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2018)

OFFICIAL DTB DISCLAIMER: Collin Sexton made just four field goals to score his 17 points. Eight free throws were used to make up the difference. As you and I both know, field goals are way more interesting to watch than free throws, so the end result is a video which is not as compelling as…

Collin Sexton 14 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (10/25/2018)

Dear Diary, Today I made another Collin Sexton highlight video where he scored 14 points. This is the third such video I have made for this player scoring this exact amount of points. I am beginning to wonder if he will ever score more than this. Perhaps I should cease making videos until he scores…

Collin Sexton 14 Points Full Highlights (10/24/2018)

I’m sensing a lack of hype for Collin Sexton. All the picks above him in the draft (except Wendell Carter) are the focus of a lot of scrutiny and expectations. But not Sexton, at least not to the same extent as a Mo Bamba or Jaren Jackson. What’s going on. Is it because Cleveland is…

Collin Sexton 14 Points Full Highlights (10/19/2018)

This was definitely a good highlight video to make for me because it’s short and I’m really super tired. The excitement of the Bucks winning a game (and maybe the Brewers too) has got me all bleary-eyed and droopy. If you, too, are bleary-eyed and droopy, maybe this will be the perfect final video before…