Seth Curry 20 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2017)

Seth Curry is quietly having an excellent year shooting the ball. He’s shooting it BETTER than his brother from three. I’m just going to ignore the type of threes that these two players are shooting and say that Seth has OFFICIALLY surpassed his brother as a basketball player, at least in terms of long-range shooting….

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Pierre Jackson 10 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/22/2017)

It’s been a long road to the NBA for Pierre Jackson. It looked like he was going to stick with 76ers a couple years back, but then he tore his Achilles in Summer League. Since a torn Achilles is basically the worst injury a basketball player can get, I figured that was the end of…

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Justin Anderson Career High 19 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2017)

Justin Anderson has fallen almost entirely out of the rotation in Dallas. That can’t be a good sign considering the quality of the players who are pushing him out of said rotation. I’m looking at his stats, and they seem fine to me. At least, good enough to guarantee minutes on one of the worst…

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Seth Curry 18 Points Full Highlights (1/17/2017)

I don’t feel like Seth Curry is catching as much flak as he should be for the ridiculous width of his headband. Remember when LeBron tried to cover up his receding hairline with a gigantic headband? He got so much crap for it that he had to stop and own up to his inferior genetics….

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Seth Curry 16 Points Full Highlights (1/5/2017)

It sucks, but since Stephen Curry isn’t doing nearly as well as he did last year, the hype train for his less-talented sibling has completely derailed. Seth Curry didn’t do much for the Kings last year, but when he did, you can bet that every NBA fan and their mother wanted to see the highlights….

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Dwight Powell 14 Points Full Highlights (12/29/2016)

Dwight “Dwight Power” Powell: the next Tyson Chandler for the Mavs? Let’s take a look at the facts: -Both tall and lanky -Both look like they skipped leg day -Both can catch lobs as long as they have a point guard willing to throw lobs to them -Both have the letter “O” somewhere in their…

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Seth Curry 16 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/26/2016)

Starting right now, I will not project any aspects of Stephen Curry onto Seth Curry. Starting now. No more taking attributes from Steph and trying to assign them to Seth. Okay? They are two separate players, and you know what I’m not even going to acknowledge that they’re related anymore. Totally done. Seth is now…

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Seth Curry 14 Points Full Highlights (12/19/2016)

Seth Curry has rebounded a bit from his slow start this season. His three point percentage is still way down from last year (36% vs 45%), but if he keeps shooting 2-of-3 from distance like he did in this game, he should get there by the end of the season. Unfortunately for him, the Mavericks…

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Dorian Finney-Smith 17 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2016)

Another game, another career high for Dorian Finney-Smith. That’s the seventh time he has done that so far this season, eighth if you count his debut where he set in a new high with no points. Is 0 greater than NULL? Depends on your programming language, probably. I don’t think Finney-Smith’s trend of constant career-highs…

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Dorian Finney-Smith 13 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (12/12/2016)

I’m sitting here making highlights of this person, this “Dorian Finney-Smith”, and I don’t even know where Dirk Nowitzki is. Where is Dirk? I want Dirk. I don’t want a thing called Dorian Finney-Smith. Is he even a real person? I don’t know. I don’t care. Dirk is what’s real to me. What did they…

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