Wesley Matthews has rescued his three-point shooting from the pit it was in at the start of the year, and he is now shooting an entirely respectable 36%. However, he currently belongs to the “shoots better from outside than inside the arc” club, a club whose meetings you never, ever, ever want to be invited…
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Seth Curry 23 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2016)
Such Effortless Threes He Chucks, Utilizing Reflexes Readily No words start with Y, sorry about that, I didn’t realize going into the description or I would have come up with something else.
Read MoreJonathan Gibson Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2016)
I was freaking out earlier this morning because I almost forgot to make a vid of Jonathan Gibson’s 11-point performance. “What if he never scores that much again?” I asked myself. “The world would never know of Jonathan Gibson’s exploits on an NBA basketball court! That cannot be allowed to happen. This knowledge must not…
Read MoreJonathan Gibson 11 Points/3 Assists Mavericks Debut Full Highlights (11/18/2016)
Who would have thought that I could make highlights from a game where the team in question scores just 64 points? For 64 points to happen, everybody has to suck. There can be no good performances in such a game because if there were good performances, the team would score more than 64. Jonathan Gibson…
Read MoreDwight Powell 14 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2016)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9dgRlQ6bcU Dwight Powell is cool and all. Yeah. I like him. If you’re reading this you probably like him too. But I’m going to give you some advice from one Dwight Power fan to another: don’t watch this video. “But why, Dee Tee Bee?” you wail. “I very much enjoy consuming Dwight Power videos!” Let…
Read MoreA.J. Hammons 9 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2016)
The league has really been feeling the lack of AJ’s since A.J. Price washed out two years ago. It has also been feeling the lack of Purdue Boilermakers, with only E’Twaun Moore carrying that torch before A.J. Hammons showed up out of nowhere to put some mega amounts of hurt on the Warrior’s third-stringers. Now…
Read MoreHarrison Barnes 31 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2016)
Alright, guys. I’ve got some serious stuff to discuss with you. No jokes. No games. I’ve been following the election results. You know, the American election. The presidential one. The important one, the one that affects all of us across the entire globe. I’ve been looking at those interactive map thingies, that tell you how…
Read MoreSeth Curry 23 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2016)
Add Seth Curry to the “List of Dudes People Thought Would Be Better On a New Team”. He’s not WAY off what he was doing last year with the Kings (unless you’re looking at his last few games with them, then yeah, he’s way off), but I was thinking major improvement was in store for…
Read MoreJ.J. Barea 21 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/6/2016)
“This is going to be so funny,” Dirk giggled as he sat on the floor next to J.J. Barea’s locker, applying mortar to a pile of nearby bricks. “J.J.’s gonna be pissed.” “I hope he gets the joke,” said Harrison Barnes, who was overseeing the construction project. “It would be lame if we had to…
Read MoreHarrison Barnes 34 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2016)
I’m not mad at all that Harrison Barnes totally whooped the Bucks by toasting Jabari and Snell repeatedly. I have transcended sports fandom to become a totally neutral observer, watching the proceedings with only a scientific curiosity, rather than the rabid obsession of a fan. Watching Barnes cook up some of his special-recipe beastsauce and…
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