Tag: Danilo Gallinari

How is Danilo Gallinari only 30? He’s been in the league for the whole time I’ve been paying attention, normally guys like that are retiring or fading out already. Not him. He’s (almost) better than ever. I supposed I was fooled by how unathletic (attention Firefox developers: “unathletic” is absolutely a word so don’t red…

I don’t know why I think Danilo Gallinari is way older than he is. I guess because he’s been in the league for a decade now, but he’s only 30 years old. Every year I think it’s going to be the last year where he’s good, and that he’ll come into the season totally unable…

Someone needs to tell me if there are any sweet Italian prospects coming up through the ranks that I need to be paying attention to, because Danilo Gallinari is the second most recent Italian to enter the league, the only other more recent one was Luigi Datome (RIP the sick career-high vid I made for…

Remember when Danilo Gallinari was on the Nuggets with Wilson Chandler for all those years and it was unclear which one of them should start at the small forward position? Now the same situation is playing out in Clipperland with Gallo and Tobias Harris, except this time, both players have legitimate claims to both forward…

How much would Danilo Gallinari have to pay somebody to just, like, live in house and travel with the team, and his one job would be to give Gallinari a proper shave every single morning? You could pay somebody like that minimum wage since they’d only have roughly ten minutes of work to do every…

With how long Danilo Gallinari has been in the league, it’s easy to forget that he’s not yet 30 years old. Granted, his play-style does a lot to deceive; even his poster dunks from prior seasons seemed like those of a nursing-home inmate and he never looks like he’s going very fast or getting a…

Danilo Gallinari looks totally cooked from an athletic standpoint. As recently as last year he was putting dudes on posters, but all those leg injuries have taken their toll and now he can barely jump. If I had to watch this guy on a game-to-game basis I would get so sad. Luckily, I don’t, and…

Danilo Gallinari did not have a fun start to the season. He played in the Clippers’ first nine games, but his scoring efficiency dropped hard off a cliff, and he shot around 30% from the field before mercifully getting injured. Unfortunately for the Clippers, the team was sort of counting on having his scoring or…