Dario Saric 24 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2017)

It’s getting cold outside. That’s what winter means in my neck of the woods, but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t suck. Humans didn’t evolve all this way just so that we could walk outside in November and be at risk of death. And it’s just going to get colder. Dammit. Aren’t we supposed to be…

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Dario Saric 21 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2017)

My quest to make highlights of every white person on the 76ers roster ends here, with three of four successfully highlit. Furkan Korkmaz highlights, sadly, are not going to happen. No matter how much you beg, no matter how much you plead. I have standards. This Dario Saric vid will have to do. Like T.J….

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Dario Saric 25 Points Full Highlights (11/7/2017)

It sucks not being the man on a team anymore. I’ve found that out multiple times throughout my basketball career. I have the luxury of switching teams when it happens to me; I’m not playing against middle schoolers most of the time now and I’m like prime Shaq and Kobe rolled into one. Dario Saric…

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Dario Saric 23 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2017)

I don’t even have a description where Joel Embiid bodyslams Dario Saric from the top rope for taking away his ROTY award written for this video. I really messed up on this one, sorry guys. I promise next time I will make the slaves in my description dungeon work extra hard to give you guys…

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Dario Saric Career High 32 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2017)

I am going to try and ignore the fact that some dude on the Suns scored a lot more points than this. I suggest you do the same, otherwise you won’t be able to appreciate these highlights for what they are: Dario Saric’s best scoring game in the NBA, featuring a wide variety of moves…

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Dario Saric 23 Points Full Highlights (3/19/2017)

Is is too much to ask that Dario “Sergio, no Sario” Saric get a triple double before the season ends? I don’t think so. Remember MCW? Of course you do, he was only ROY of the year a couple seasons ago. He got them all the time, no problem. Here’s the plan: ask T.J. McConnell…

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Dario Saric 25 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/14/2017)

Dario Saric is averaging 20/7/4 in the month of March on 47% from the field and 39% from three. Do those numbers remind you of another recent rookie’s March domination? The rookie in question is similar to Dario in more ways than just numbers. If you filter out all unnecessary thoughts, you will find that…

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Dario Saric Career High 29 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2017)

We would be looking at Dario Saric’s first career 30-point game if he could hit free throws. I get that the tank has to be maintained at all costs, but 30 points is more important than even that. All he had to do was make that last one to elevate this performance from “really darn…

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Dario Saric Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2017)

I think this does it. I think this is the game that propels Dario Saric from “ROY candidate” to “guy who is gonna be ROY unless something really messed up happens”. Congratulations 76ers fans. It looked pretty likely at the beginning of the season that one of your rookies would be ROY, and it’s going…

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Dario Saric 19 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/4/2017)

With each consecutive primo performance, Dario Saric’s chances of winning the ROY award go higher and higher. He is scoring consistently in the 20-ish range now, and his assist numbers remain impressive even though he has no one to pass it to. Yes, I’m aware that that’s a horrible argument. I don’t care. Saric wrung…

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