Dario Saric – Page 6

Dario Saric 21 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2017)

I don’t know how this happened, but this thumbnail for Dario Saric makes him actually look pretty good. Normally I have no choice but to choose a thumbnail image that makes him look like a dope. I had a bunch of those for this game as well, but I thought, hey, why not make a…

Dario Saric 21 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/27/2017)

From now on I’m going to pretend that Dario Saric is Ben Simmons. I’m not just going to acknowledge that Saric and Simmons have similarities in their respective games; I’m actually going to watch Sixers games as if Simmons is playing and not Saric. Don’t hate. This is my way of dealing with the pain…

Dario Saric 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/25/2017)

Make that 7 straight good games for Dario Saric in a row, all of them better than basically any performance he had prior. I’m getting a little suspicious. I don’t want to cast aspersions where aspersions should not be cast, but I’m thinking steroids. Bam. Right there. There has to be some reason, right? Fine,…

Dario Saric 20 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2017)

If Joel Embiid misses too many more games, Dario Saric is going to end up being Rookie of the Year. That’s cool. He’s actually been playing pretty well lately, which is way better than what Embiid has been doing, which is nothing. As my grandma always said “something is always more than nothing”. She was…

Dario Saric 20 Points Full Highlights (2/15/2017)

If Dario Saric keeps having good games, I’m gonna have to reevaluate some things. Namely, whether the McDonald’s value menu is even a good value when everything on it tastes like crap. Seriously. It might only cost me a buck to get a burger but when that burger tastes like stale cow farts is it…

Dario Saric 18 Points Full Highlights (2/13/2017)

Lost in the hullabaloo surrounding a certain Serbian player whose last name rhymes with “Poke Itch”, another Balkan player in Philadelphia is doing similar things on a smaller scale. That’s right; Dario “The Croat GOAT*” Saric can sometimes pass the ball, and sometimes get double-digit rebounds, and while he has no post moves that I…

Dario Saric 19 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2017)

“I do not trust this American food,” Dario Saric sniffed, sitting at a table in a cramped, crowded restaurant with two of his teammates. “This place is dirty and loud. It is not a place where one could ever expect to enjoy a decent meal.” “C’mon man, cheesesteaks are, like, the only thing you can…

Dario Saric Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2017)

Here’s the deal: Dario Saric just scored a career-high 26 points, and it was really sweet. But there are more pressing issues. Namely, that I don’t think that messed up center part of his upper lip is ever going to support mustache-based life-forms. Ever. It certainly doesn’t now, and I don’t see why the situation…

Dario Saric 20 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2017)

Without Joel Embiid, the 76ers have lost a lot of their funness. They still have some fun players (Dario Saric, Richaun Holmes, Ersan Ilyasova[yes he count as fun dammit just trust me on this]), but they are not as consistently fun as Embiid was. Saric, probably their greatest hope for fun outside of that other…

Dario Saric 17 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/30/2017)

Now this is what I’m talking about. These are some LEGIT Dario “Chef” Saric highlights. People kept talking about how good of a playmaker he was, now he’s finally showing it. Some of these passes are dope. One, in particular, is so dope that I showed it even though it didn’t lead to an assist…