https://youtu.be/_rerlY3umpM OFFICIAL DTB DISCLAIMER: In this highlight video, Darius Bazley makes significantly more free throws (11) than he does field goals (7). I’m semi-retired. I shouldn’t have to deal with this garbage. Free throws are literally the bane of my existence, and any player who makes too many of them is automatically ignored when it…
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Darius Bazley 22 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2021)
https://youtu.be/ibxjAJj6qtA While desperately sifting through basketball-reference’s treasure trove of stats, searching for any scrap of statistical insight that I could use as a seed to germinate a full-length video description, I found out this marginally interesting fact about Darius Bazley: He is 21st in the league in total rebounds this season. He’s got two more…
Read MoreDarius Bazley 21 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2021)
https://youtu.be/HTC2Vaol-rc OFFICIAL DTB DISCLAIMER: Darius Bazley needed 21 shots to score his 21 points in this game. Any time the amount of field goals attempted is equal to or greater than the amount of points scored, you know you’re looking at an inefficient scoring performance, and the numbers bear this out: Bazley was 7-of-21 from…
Read MoreDarius Bazley 21 Points Full Highlights (8/12/2020)
Make that three straight games now where Darius “Bazed God” Bazley has hit exactly eight shots. The entire rest of his rookie season, the most shots he had hit in a single game was five. Eight is significantly more than five, and to do that in three consecutive games…well, I don’t want to throw around…
Read MoreDarius Bazley 22 Points Full Highlights (8/10/2020)
I’m trying to figure out how to craft a nickname for Darius Bazley that somehow corresponds to the name of Blaze Bayley, you know, that dude who got to be lead singer of Iron Maiden for a few years and no one knows why. I’m thinking, Bazley isn’t really that good, and neither was Bayley,…
Read MoreDarius Bazley Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (8/9/2020)
The Oklahoma City Thunder are one of my favorite teams in the league, for two reasons: 1. They have a bunch of players who can bring rain from the midrange (SGA, Schroder, CP3) and I’ve decided that midrange jumpshots are definitely my favorite type of shot 2. All their highest-scoring players are “too good” for…
Read MoreDarius Bazley 15 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (1/25/2020)
After Darius Bazley scored eighteen points near the start of the season, I undertook the ritual that would cosmically transfer the “Bazed God” nickname from Kent Bazemore to Darius Bazley. However, Bazley completely failed to live up to the “Bazed God” nickname in the subsequent months, so I reversed the ritual and re-assigned the nickname…
Read MoreDarius Bazley 17 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2019)
Darius Bazley woke up confused. He didn’t remember having fallen asleep. All he remembered was being in the locker room after the game, celebrating a win with his teammates. Had he really partied that hard? After confusion came fear. When he tried to move his arms, he found they were strapped or tied so that…
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