When Davis Bertans was out for that stretch of games in late December and early January, I discovered some things about myself that might not have come to the forefront without his extended absence. Basically, I found out that I was counting on Bertans for both my general happiness and my overall mental stability. And…
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Davis Bertans 26 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (12/18/2019)
Fans all around the league have woken up to how good Davis Bertans is playing right now. Even when he was in San Antonio, he was more of a curiosity than anything, because of inconsistent playing time and Popovich’s strategy of shooting midrangers instead of threes. But now he’s establishing himself as one of the…
Read MoreDavis Bertans Career High 32 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (12/10/2019)
Davis Bertans knocked on the door of the office with false diffidence, then opened the door just enough to peek his head in. “May I come in?” he asked. Michael Jordan had been turned away from his desk, reclined in his office chair and looking out the window, but he resumed an upright sitting position…
Read MoreDavis Bertans 25 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2019)
Casually running his hand over the smooth metal of the home-built contraption that was strapped to his chest underneath his baggy hoodie, Davis Bertans waited quietly in one of the numerous hallways of the Capital One Center. The one he was positioned in led directly from the visitors’ locker room to the parking area for…
Read MoreDavis Bertans 19 Points Full Highlights (12/6/2019)
Davis Bertans scored nine points in the span of one minute (well, 61 seconds if you want to get all technical about it you insufferable nerd) near the beginning of the second quarter of this game. He just walked onto the court and hit three triples in succession like it was nothing. Alright, it wasn’t…
Read MoreDavis Bertans 25 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (12/5/2019)
I accidentally got all the footage for this video with the 76ers commentators instead of the ‘Zards commentators. In a departure from my usual all-encompassing laziness, I actually went back and got the correct commentators, even though one of them is Drew Gooden and he sucks (even if one of the reasons I made this…
Read MoreDavis Bertans 21 Points Full Highlights (12/3/2019)
Alternate title for the video if the title represented the content of the thumbnail and not the content of the video: “Davis Bertans Finds Himself Adrift Upon an Endless Sea of Hardwood Full Highlights (12/3/2019)”. One of these days I’m going to find some gallery space, rent it out, put up an exhibit of all…
Read MoreDavis Bertans 20 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2019)
Davis “The Greatest Shooter Drew Gooden Has Ever Seen” Bertans is, according to Drew Gooden, the best shooter that Drew Gooden has ever seen. Ever. Gooden, no exaggeration, pretty much said exactly that in this video, I’m not making it up or anything (I would never make fake news like that). This might be Gooden’s…
Read MoreDavis Bertans 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/22/2019)
As of right now (and there are still games going on, so if this info changes, blame the interminable march of time and NOT your old pal DTB who only seeks to inform and never mislead), Davis Bertans is 9th in the league in total threes made. Right ahead of Bryan Forbes, and right behind…
Read MoreDavis Bertans 21 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2019)
It wasn’t until I was halfway through editing this video that I realized I went against my standard and used the opposing commentators rather than the home commentators. This is the highlight-maker equivalent of walking into the wrong tunnel at halftime after getting recently (or not so recently, Kristaps…) traded. I was just so used…
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