DeAndre Jordan is proving NBA haters wrong. It is, in fact, possible to succeed in the NBA simply by being really tall and really athletic. Fundamentals don’t exist in DeAndre’s world. Free Throws? Nah. Just run and jump and flail your arms. The recipe for NBA success. I’m not hating or anything. He’s a fun…
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DeAndre Jordan 14 Points/5 Dunks/8 Blocks Full Highlights (1/6/2014)
The spaceship coasted silently in a particularly empty region of the Virgo cluster, fresh off an excursion to Thaul-Ratos. “Those Ratosians sure don’t appreciate our efforts”, Porgon 18-F remarked as she tended the ionization wounds to her 4th and 5th ancillary appendages. Pilot Kronbub 32-C expressed his unconcern with a dismissal flap of his cranial…
Read MoreDeAndre Jordan 17 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (10/29/2013)
Descending quickly and silently through the Earth’s atmosphere, their craft landed stealthily in the darkness. It hardly mattered how stealthy there were, though, as the ship’s anti-humanoid cloaking device masked it entirely from the inhabitants of the planet. The first, albeit easiest, phase of their project was a success. “Now we just need to find…
Read MoreDeAndre Jordan 12 points, 4 Dunks Vs Grizzlies Highlights (10/31/12)
DeAndre Jordan went 6-of-8 from the field with four big-time jams and showed off his abysmal ballhandling skills with nine graceless turnovers in a win over the Grizz. Stick to catching lobs big fella.
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