Tag: Dennis Schröder

The Hawks are keeping their heads above water in the East playoff race, even with their recent 7 game losing streak. Atlanta fans probably already knew how vital Paul Millsap was to their team, but for the rest of us, it’s kind of shocking how the Hawks are doing right now. Isn’t Dwight Howard supposed…

It might seem prudent to blame Dënniß ßchrööder for the Hawks’ seven game losing streak. With Millsap out, he is their most important player for better or for worse (poor Dwight), and we can’t blame Millsap for having mysterious undisclosed injuries. Especially after last night’s disappointing loss to the last-place Nets, it’s easy to say…

Perhaps Germans are too busy being the saviors of Europe to spend time on such mundane hobbies as watching NBA highlight videos, but when I look at the attention that Nikola Jokic videos attract and I compare it to the attention that Dënniß ßchrööder videos attract, it makes me sad. Germany has a lot more…

Dënniß ßchrööder is getting to be a darn good player. The Hawks kicked Jeff Teague to the curb so that they could start The Schredder, and it’s paying off. Atlanta is still somehow a playoff team, and their main ball-handling professional is averaging 18 and 6 while beefing with Isaiah Thomas. That might seem secondary…

Dënniß “Sexy Nubian Princess” ßchrööder is a lightning rod for controversy. First he gets stranded in Germany because he tried to smuggle contraband in his bunghole, then he punched Dwight Howard full-on in the face on live TV against the Warriors. What’s next for this depraved maniac? I shudder to even think. Despite his off-court…

Dënniß ßchrööder has been slumping badly from the three-point line for the past few weeks, and is 4-of-25 from that range in the past seven games. Historically, he hasn’t been a fantastic three point shooter, so it’s expected that he’ll hit a cold spell every once in a while, but for people like me who…

These stats look good for Dënniß ßchrööder on the surface, 23 points, a career-high 15 assists. No problem, right? WRONG. As you probably know, this Hawks-Knicks game went into quadruple-overtime, and ßchrööder’s stats were the beneficiary as he got to play for 55 minutes. Basically, according to the tenets of math, his extra playing time…

Dënniß “The Menaße” ßchrööder was seriously cold-blooded at the end of this game against the Bulls. Actually, his whole team was, but Dënniß’ blood was the coldest and had the highest concentrations of ice. He scored thirteen points (including the go-ahead shot) and added another seven points through his assists in the fourth quarter alone….

Dënniß ßchrööder should have scored 23 points tonight. That’s how many he had when he sat down with 2 minutes left in the third quarter, having willed the Hawks to a 30-point lead. I didn’t investigate him on the bench too much, but I bet he was totally relaxed, ready to cheer on his teammates…