Dennis Schröder – Page 5

Dennis Schröder 19 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (1/10/2017)

Who needs Kyle Korver? Dennis Schröder doesn’t. Neither does Paul Millsap or Dwight Howard or that Bembry dude. In fact, everyone on the team is happier now that Korver is gone from their lives forever. They all hated him, hated how he got to be an All-Star without even being that good, hated how pretty…

Dennis Schröder 23 Points Full Highlights (1/5/2017)

“So, uh, I guess you heard I got traded,” Kyle Korver said awkwardly to his teammate Dennis Schröder. “Yeah, too bad,” Dennis said, feigning sympathy. “But NBA is business. It is not there to protect feelings of players.” “So, I’m saying bye to all the guys, and then I’m outta here,” Kyle continued. Dennis realized…

Dennis Schröder 27 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2016)

If Dënniß ßchrööder keeps doing what he has been doing the past few weeks, he’s going to find himself banished from my channel. I’d hate to do it, because I’ve been highlighting The Schredder since the beginning, but there comes a point in every young player’s career when he has to spread his wings and…

Dennis Schröder 27 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2016)

Dennis Schröder was walking by himself towards the court when a voice behind him said coldly, “I know what you wearing underneath your jersey.” Turning around, Dennis saw Jusuf Nurkic standing in a shadowy corner of the corridor. “Yeah. My Under Armour,” he retorted, relieved to find that his voice didn’t waver from nervousness. “Real…

Dennis Schröder 31 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (12/19/2016)

Has anyone else noticed that, from certain angles, Dënniß ßchrööder looks like a sexy Nubian princess? I know how this sounds. Make fun of me all you want, but I am being totally serious when I say that ßchrööder, when the lighting is right, resembles chocolate-skinned royalty from southern Egypt. I think it’s the eyes….

Dennis Schröder 24 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2016)

Dirk Nowitzki has died. That’s all there is to it. He’s not coming back out of the tunnel this time, because he’s dead for real. This isn’t like those other times, where it looked like he was dead but he was actually alive. This death is permanent. Unless German NBA fans want to nationalistically support…

Dennis Schröder 19 Points/13 Assists Full Highlights (12/13/2016)

Maybe there’s something fatally wrong with the Hawks, maybe there isn’t, but we all can agree that giving up 131 points to an offensively-challenged-and-that’s-putting-it-lightly Magic team is not a good a sign. At what point do you stop saying “they just keep hitting shots” and say instead “why does our defensive concept allow for so…

Dennis Schröder Career High 33 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2016)

I’m going to try and write this description without any bitterness over the Bucks blowing a 20-point lead at home to a team that sucks now. Okay? I’m not angry, I’m not bitter, I’m a totally rational human being whose self-worth is in no way tied to the performance of a bunch of millionaires I’ve…

Dennis Schröder 17 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (12/2/2016)

Another game, another puzzling Atlanta Hawks loss. Bob Rathbun and Dominique Wilkins don’t seem to be taking it very well. Rathbun has already freaked himself out by thinking about the Chapecoense plane crash too much (mentioning something about how easily it could happen to them in his commentary for last game), and Wilkins is always…

Dennis Schröder Career High 31 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (11/30/2016)

Is anyone else getting Giannis Antetokounmpo vibes from Dënniß ßchrööder? I’m not talking full-sized vibes here. Mini vibes are what I am receiving from Dënniß ßchrööder. Miniature vibrations that resemble Giannis Antetokounmpo’s but aren’t the same girth. The girth of the vibes is different. I can’t be the only getting these vibes, the vibes of…