Nikola Jokic 21 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (2/10/2018)

I might as well change my channel name to “DownToShowHighlightsOfWhiteEuros”, because I’ve now made five White Euro highlight vids in a row. Before you freak out, I have my reasoning: I’m not exactly sure how timezones work (sounds like a bunch of sci-fi time-travel hooey to me, but I’ll roll with it for now), but…

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Monte Morris 10 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/9/2018)

Monte “Monte Carlo Simulation” Morris, in his first real action for the Nuggets, showed more, I think, the Emmanuel Mudiay had all season. That’s an exaggeration, but can you blame me for being hyped? This is just like yesterday when Luke Kornet scored 11, except that was his real debut and Morris had already played…

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Trey Lyles 24 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2018)

OFFICIAL CANADIANS IN THE NBA 2017-18 POWER RANKINGS 1. Andrew Wiggins 2. There’s really not a better Canadian than Wiggins? 3. Jamal Murray 4. Kelly Olynyk 5. Trey Lyles (this is the name you’re looking for if you only care about the dude in the video title) 6. Tristan Thompson 7. Dwight Powell 8. Dillon…

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Gary Harris 27 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2018)

After a slow start to the season, a slow start where I had to wait a whole god-damn month before he even scored 20 and I considered tweeting “#nothypedforgaryharrisanymore”, Gary Harris has really picked it up lately. The last time he scored in single-digits was in mid-December, the previously-MIA 20-point games are now regular occurrences,…

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Will Barton 25 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2018)

Nuggets fans are, perhaps understandably, often annoyed with Will Barton for his hero-ball tendencies at the end of games. I totally get it. High-confidence, low-success players often enrage their fanbases with their late-game antics. I distinctly remember Avery Bradley catching plenty of flak from Pistons fans for missing game-winners, and I would certainly be mad…

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Nikola Jokic 19 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2018)

I just can’t get a read on the Nuggets. Are they good? Are they merely okay? They seem like they should be good, like they had this win against the Warriors, but they also lose games that they really shouldn’t. Perhaps we’ll find out more once Paul Millsap comes back, but hopefully not, because I…

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Gary Harris 25 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights

It’s been a while since this game ended, almost an hour, and my heart rate is still super elevated. It’s like a hummingbird up in here. Am I supposed to be able to feel my arms? Because I definitely can’t feel my arms. I can’t really type because of it; I’m dictating this description to…

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Jamal Murray 33 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2018)

I’m really sad right now. Jamal “Maple Curry” Murray’s ankle-breaker on Steven Adams is, rightfully, going to get a lot of attention. And I’m so happy for him. It was a great move. But… But Luke Babbitt’s sick ankle-breaker on Robert Covington received absolutely no airtime and it’s not fair because that one was perhaps…

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Nikola Jokic Triple Double 29 Pts/14 Asts/13 Rebs Full Highlights (2/1/2018)

That was a pretty good game. These highlights, or any highlights for that matter, cannot really do it justice. Does that mean you should not watch this video? Of course not. This video is rated E for Everyone. Everyone should watch it. Because Nikola Jokic had one heck of a game. A real banger. 29…

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Mason Plumlee 16 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (1/29/2018)

Mason Plumlee is the pinkest dude ever. If there’s a dude whose skin gets pinker while playing the game of basketball, I don’t know about him. It’s like, when he steps on the court, he all of a sudden has pure marinara sauce running through his veins and his whole body looks like a giant…

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