Nikola Jokic 31 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2017)

For those who are interested in such things, I present to you: the most egregiously home-cooked assist of the 2016-17 NBA season! If you want, you can watch this video and try to figure out which one I’m talking about. Nikola Jokic only had 4 in this game, so it should be easy enough. I’ll…

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Nikola Jokic Triple Double 13 Pts/14 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (3/1/2017)

Attention Serbians: thank you for giving me back the snow you had stolen from me and all other Wisconsinites. After a couple days of blasphemously warm temperatures, I’m sitting here in maximum comfiness, my warmie sockies have been applied to my coldsie toesies, I have a mug of hot chocolate, and I’m looking out my…

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Nikola Jokic Triple Double 19 Pts/16 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (2/28/2017)

It’s okay everybody. Calm down. Everbody calm down. Calm your tits. Nikola Jokic is still good. He can still play basketball. Rumors of his demise have been greatly exaggerated. Admit it, you were freaking out when Jokic had that post-All-Star-break streak of low productivity performances. You read the news blurbs where he claimed he was…

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Gary Harris Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2017)

With this video, I truly believe that people will see what I see with regards to Gary Harris. Namely, that he’s a total beast and one of the more exciting young players in the league. Fans across the globe will watch this video, their eyes will light up, their hearts will race, and they, like…

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Gary Harris 23 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2017)

#hypedforgaryharris Lest you forget, there is a special hashtag that I have specially created for you to express your hype for Gary Harris of the Denver Nuggets. #hypedforgaryharris Even though the Nuggets lost against a Cousins-less Kings team (I TOLD you Gallo and Faried were the problem, I TOLD you), my hype for Gary Harris…

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Gary Harris 22 Points Full Highlights (2/15/2017)

I am #hypedforgaryharris but I don’t feel like the rest of the world is following suit. They are #hypedfornikolajokic at about ten times the rate of Gary “Hairy Garris” Harris. This hype discrepancy is regrettable but understandable at the same time: Harris’ ceiling is a twenty-point-per-game scorer who doesn’t do a whole lot else. Sort…

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Nikola Jokic 15 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (2/15/2017)

This was not a good game for Nikola Jokic. Even the best players have off nights sometimes, that’s just the way things go. There’s no reason to panic, or to declare Mason Plumlee the future of the franchise and send Jokic to the D-League (G-League?????). Now is not the time to start second-guessing certain trades…

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Juan Hernangomez Career High 27 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/13/2017)

This season just keeps getting crazier and crazier. I can’t handle it. Am I supposed to believe that the Nuggets, missing a bunch of good players, just tied the NBA record for most threes in a single game with 24? I consider myself to have an open mind, but I refuse to believe it. Looking…

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Nikola Jokic Triple Double 17 Pts/21 Rebs/12 Asts Full Highlights (2/13/2017)

Nikola Jokic pulled up to the Pepsi Center several hours before the game and immediately realized that something was amiss: The arena was on fire. Feeling a sinking sensation in his stomach, Nikola got out of his car. There were just a few small pockets of flame on the roof of the building, but even…

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Jamal Murray 16 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2017)

Jamal Murray scored all of his sixteen points in the fourth quarter. The game was already pretty much over by the fourth quarter so it was essentially a “hey rookie let’s see if you can chuck us back into this game” scenario. It didn’t really work, as the Nuggets’ fourth-quarter lineup didn’t gain much ground…

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