Evan Fournier 18 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2013)

“Hello, yes, I’d like to have my computer fixed. I think it got a virus or something; it doesn’t turn on any more.” “Well, put it up on the counter and I’ll see what I can do.” The customer read the attendants name tag. “Evan Fournier. That’s an exotic sounding name. You French?” “Yes, France…

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Evan Fournier Career High 19 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2013)

Where did this come from? Evan Fournier’s previous best was 10 (If I remember correctly, damn it basketball-reference just let me check stop being difficult). And now he drops 19 like it’s no big deal? Not that I’m complaing. I like making highlights of French players because the French citizenry are apparently starved for highlights…

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JaVale McGee 21 Points/7 Dunks Full Highlights (3/27/2013)

JaVale McGee was lounging on his patio on the cold winter’s night, fresh from a long soak in his hot tub. Swathed in a mauve robe, he lay supine on his recamier, considering the majesty of the eternal cosmos. Suddenly his phone rang. He seemed to not notice it for a few seconds, but eventually…

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Andre Miller 16 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/5/2013)

Andre Miller is the best in the league, other than maybe Chris Paul, at throwing lobs for alley-oop slammy whammies. It helps to have athletic freaks like McGee and Faried on your team, but he can throw oops to pretty much anyone who can dunk. It’s just one side of his multi-faceted game. Other sides…

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Danilo Gallinari 23 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2013)

Danilo Gallinari is a really impressive player. He could very easily be a total chucker. He’s 6′ 10”, and has a sweet jumper. He can get that thing off whenever he wants. If I were him I would never stop shooting. But he is restrained in his shot selection, instead playing with the team and…

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Wilson Chandler 23 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2013)

Wilson “Ill Will” Chandler has been injured a lot lately. I pretty much forgot about him last year, but now he’s back and ready to score 12 or so points a game backing up Gallinari. Which is too bad, because he’s definitely a good enough player to start somewhere. The Nuggets have an abundance of…

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Javale McGee 17 Points/7 Dunks Full Highlights (2/23/2013)

The doorbell rang. “Who could that be? I’m not expecting visitors, especially at this late hour.” he thought to himself. Taking off his reading glasses and setting down his glass of brandy, Javale got up from in front of the fireplace and strode to the front door. He opened it. Standing on the stoop was…

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Jordan Hamilton 15 Points Full Highlights (2/13/2013)

There’s one guy on every team who is grossly overrated by that team’s fans. Someone like Tobias Harris or Maurice Harkless or Jimmy Butler. They aren’t very good, but for some reason the homers think that they have a ton of “potential” and that they can never be traded for anything. Jordan Hamilton is that…

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Anthony Randolph 16 Points Full Highlights (2/12/2013)

Anthony “The Magic Man” Randolph is a perfect example of a guy who sticks in the league solely on his potential. Never mind that he’ll probably never reach it. It seems like he has all the tools to be a good player, he can score nicely, has a jumper, can rebound okay as well as…

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