It’s not much, but 12 points does tie a career high for Sviatoslav Mykhailiuk, so here you go. 12 points, 4 threes, and the video cuts out right before you get to see Markelle Fultz hit him in the face with an elbow before the referees review the play for approximately 30 minutes. Mykhailiuk has…
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Langston Galloway Career High 32 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (11/15/2019)
Such is the position of Langston Galloway in the overall NBA hierarchy that even this performance, a 32-point explosion that was unexpected to literally everybody, will do little to capture the hearts and minds of the average NBA fan. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if they didn’t notice this one at all. He checked…
Read MoreChristian Wood 16 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2019)
It just occurred to me how weird it is for somebody to be named “Christian”. Just because it’s relatively commonplace doesn’t mean it’s not weird. The name is literally just the word for an adherent of Christianity. Even if you’re the holiest, most devout Christian ever, it’s still weird that your name is just “Christian”….
Read MoreLuke Kennard 22 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/12/2019)
Nostrabuckus strikes again! Remember, priority membership in my cult is still available and grants you exclusive perks like front-row seating to the rituals (because what kind of cult would it be without rituals) and 10 percent off all merchandise purchases of 100 dollars or more. Here’s what I wrote in my last video description for…
Read MoreLangston Galloway 18 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2019)
Langston Galloway is one of the few things that has gone right for the Knicks in the last decade. Finding a double-digit scorer outside of the draft is something that a lot of teams wish they could do, and the Knicks went out and did it. Accordingly, their fanbase simply would not shut up about…
Read MoreLuke Kennard 25 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2019)
Realistically, I should be having a conversation with myself over Luke Kennard’s eligibility on my scrubalicious highlight channel. I’m having a lot of conversations on that topic regarding many players right now (I think my last description was about the same topic but with Shai Gilgeous-Alexander), but most of those conversations are easy to resolve…
Read MoreLangston Galloway 19 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2019)
If present trends continue, Langston Galloway will end the season with a FG% above 40%. That will be the first time in his career that he’s shot above 40% for an entire season. By that measure, he’s having a career year right now and nobody cares. There’s still a lot of games left to go,…
Read MoreLuke Kennard 29 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2019)
Sometimes, fate smiles on me. Not often, but sometimes. Right now, the Bucks are getting destroyed by the Mike Conley (who I thought was supposed to suck wtf) and the rest of the Jazz, but I don’t even have to get mad while watching it, because I get to make sick highlights of Luke Kennard…
Read MoreMarkieff Morris 22 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2019)
Markieff and Marcus Morris squared off against each other in this game, as they’re so used to doing since the Suns did them dirty by splitting them up (by the way, you don’t need to feel bad about them getting ‘done dirty’; they lost their right to sympathy when they beat up that one dude…
Read MoreTony Snell 24 Points/6 Threes/0 Missed Field Goals Full Highlights (11/6/2019)
I will never stop antagonizing Bulls fans over the fact that the Bucks TOTALLY won the trade that involved sending Michael Carter-Williams to the Bulls for Tony Snell. The Bucks won that trade SO damn hard. It was, as they say, a “fleecing”. The Bucks got a totally startable sweet-shooting small forward who didn’t need…
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