Tobias Harris 21 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2016)

I’m happy for Tobes. Really I am. He’s on a team that looks poised for the playoffs. He gets to win while the Magic (not to mention the Bucks) sit around and lose. Not only that, but he is performing way better with the Pistons than he has at any other point in his career,…

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Andre Drummond 25 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2016)

Darrun Hilliard had walked over to where Andre Drummond sat in the visitors’ locker room. “Hey Andre, great game toni- wait, what’s that on your phone?” “Nothing, uh, it’s nothing,” Andre blurted, caught off-guard by the rookie’s sudden appearance. He struggled to manipulate his large fingers to swipe away the picture he was looking at,…

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Reggie Jackson 30 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (3/6/2016)

Attention: this video contains NO Reggie Jackson to Andre Drummond lobs. Turn back now. I never would have made these highlights if I had known that going in. Hear that? I’m denouncing MY OWN highlights. I get that you maybe want to see Reggie scoring 30 points or maybe dishing some dimes to players who…

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Justin Harper 9 Points/3 Threes Full Highlights (2/28/2016)

When I saw the name “Justin Harper” on a Pistons boxscore a few nights ago, I thought to myself, “Why does that name seem familiar?” After some intrepid internet sleuthing, I determined that Harper had indeed been in the NBA once before, all the way back in the 2011-12 season, when he played with the…

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Reggie Bullock Career High 16 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2016)

For the first time this season, Reggie Bullock stepped out onto the court and looked like an NBA player while doing it. His previous season high was three, his next highest game was two, and then it’s zeros from there on out. We know from his time in Clipperland that he can be an okay…

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Tobias Harris 22 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2016)

Tobias Harris: big enough to bogart some people? According to the Pistons’ commentators, yes. I don’t know about Detroit, but around in my neck of the woods, “bogart” has one definition and one definition only: to hog the weed. That’s it. There are no other definitions. From the context of the quote, I can imagine…

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Tobias Harris 21 Points Pistons Debut Full Highlights (2/19/2016)

It is confirmed: Scott Skiles HATES Tobias Harris. People on the internet were trying to tell me that he didn’t. Soundbites released to the media were telling me that he didn’t. I even placed hidden microphones all up in the Magic practice facilities, and while Skiles never, that I heard, explicitly said “I hate you,…

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Stanley Johnson 22 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2016)

So I guess the Pistons blew a 26-point lead against the Knicks but managed to win anyway. I didn’t watch the game so I don’t know who I should point my scepter of blame towards, but it’s probably not going to be Stanley Johnson. If you score a career-high nothing is ever your fault because…

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Reggie Jackson 27 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2016)

Reggie Jackson’s quest for the coveted “20 PPG scoring average” nudges closer and closer to its goal. 27 is not as good as the 29 that he scored in his previous game against the Jazz, but it’s still far enough above twenty that he made some appreciable progress towards the mythical scoring mark. However, he…

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