Domantas Sabonis – Page 2

Domantas Sabonis 23 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/31/2019)

I have evidence in my possession that Domantas Sabonis has, for the past few weeks, deliberately been performing below season norms. The evidence is incontrovertible. All one has to do is look at his game logs, see the recent absence of twenty-point games, and start connecting the dots. Since I have already connected all the…

Domantas Sabonis 26 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2019)

Question: is there anyone on the Lakers who can handle the sheer beefage of one Domantas Sabonis? Answer: no, especially not Jabroni Lames (alternate name: NoDefense SuckBalls), White Coward (name also applicable to Alex Caruso), Anthony Davis (who was so scared of this matchup that he feigned injury just to avoid it), or JaFail DickPee….

Domantas Sabonis 19 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2019)

It has come to my attention that Domantas Sabonis is averaging around 18.5 points per game this season. That’s… way more than I expected. He is scoring a LOT of points and I somehow didn’t really notice. That fact means that the last two Sabonis vids I uploaded prior to this one were depicting below…

Domantas Sabonis 18 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/6/2019)

The Pacers must be wondering why they can’t seem to beat the Pistons. Three of their eight losses have come at the hands of the team from Motor City. Meanwhile, three of the Pistons’ nine wins came against the Pacers. The Pacers are good and the Pistons are not so good, so why is this…

Domantas Sabonis 18 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (12/2/2019)

Lithuanians all across the world (but mostly in Lithuania) had surely circled this game on their calendar as one of the most important games to watch this season. Domantas Sabonis versus Jonas Valanciunas, the battle of the only two Lithuanians who matter in the NBA. If you think I’m slighting Ignas Brazdeikis, I am. I…

Domantas Sabonis 23 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2019)

Let’s just get it out there right up front. Domantas Sabonis gave his SABONER to Rudy Gobert this game. The full length of it. And Gobert rode that big fat Saboner all the way to a big fat L. There was just no stopping Sabonis’ crafty post moves, his unstoppable pick-and-roll chemistry with Malcolm Brogdon…

Domantas Sabonis 25 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2019)

I’m still working on my exclusion list (I swear one day I will finish it), and I haven’t gotten to Domantas Sabonis yet, but when I do, I’m going to have to have a long, honest conversation with myself over his eligibility on my channel of role-players and scrubs. The fact of the matter is,…

Domantas Sabonis 21 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/10/2019)

I’ve been hearing rumblings. Have you been hearing rumblings? Most likely not, because you have to use special techniques to hear the majority of rumblings, mostly they reside outside of audible frequencies unless they’re really penetrating and loud rumblings. When I want to hear them, I go outside with my special rumblings-detector, place it on…

Domantas Sabonis 29 Points Full HIghlights (10/30/2019)

Hooray! The Pacers have finally won a game, moving them out of the total losers bracket. And they won because Domantas Sabonis literally could not be stopped by any player on the Nets roster. He was simply too much of a man for them. Jarrett Allen, I can understand him getting dominated by Sabonis. He’s…

Domantas Sabonis 21 Points Full Highlights (10/28/2019)

The Pacers are yet to win a game this season, one of the few teams still winless while the rest of the league douses themselves in champagne. I was told that they were going to be a fringe contender in the East this season, so what gives? I’ve been doing some analysis of the situation…