Dorian Finney-Smith 12 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2017)

Dorian Finney-Smith is pretty good for being named after a musical mode. I’m not an expert music theorist, but a Dorian mode scale is apparently just a natural minor scale except the sixth note is sharp. It’s also just the white notes on a piano keyboard if you start from D and go up to…

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Dorian Finney-Smith 17 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2016)

Another game, another career high for Dorian Finney-Smith. That’s the seventh time he has done that so far this season, eighth if you count his debut where he set in a new high with no points. Is 0 greater than NULL? Depends on your programming language, probably. I don’t think Finney-Smith’s trend of constant career-highs…

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Dorian Finney-Smith 13 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (12/12/2016)

I’m sitting here making highlights of this person, this “Dorian Finney-Smith”, and I don’t even know where Dirk Nowitzki is. Where is Dirk? I want Dirk. I don’t want a thing called Dorian Finney-Smith. Is he even a real person? I don’t know. I don’t care. Dirk is what’s real to me. What did they…

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Dorian Finney-Smith 12 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2016)

Dorian Finney-Smith just tallied a new career-high of twelve points after scoring eleven points a week ago. This is what is called “progress”. You might not have heard of it considering you’ve made none of it either in your romantic or professional life. Watching NBA highlight videos on the internet doesn’t count as any kind…

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Dorian Finney-Smith 11 Points Full Highlights (12/3/2016)

The only thing I know about Dorian “Mode” Finney-Smith is that he has been among the least productive starters in the league, at least in terms of raw point totals. He’s averaging four points per game right now, and that’s including this eleven-point outlier game. Off the top of my head, only Pascal Siakam approaches…

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