Trevor Booker knew he was dreaming. In real life, he didn’t have the ability to just fly through the air like a bird. Armed with the knowledge that his surroundings were entirely constructed from his own thoughts and hidden desires, he attempted to summon a naked woman into the dream for his enjoyment. The attempt…
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Willie Cauley-Stein All 81 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
Willie Cauley-Stein is already a good player. For a rookie who never was supposed to have much offensive game, to reach a DeAndre Jordan 0.2 level after just one season is remarkable. It’s doubly surprising because all this happened while he was playing on the Kings, the franchise notorious for ruining young players and forever…
Read MoreKawhi Leonard All 64 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
“WHERE ARE MY COUPONS?” Boris Diaw, seated on Kawhi Leonard’s living room couch, shrugged his shoulders. “How would I know? They’re your coupons.” “They’re supposed to be right here in the coupon drawer,” Kawhi said in a panicked voice, riffling through the stack of coupons again. “I don’t know where they are. How are we…
Read MoreSteven Adams All 102 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
Bent over with exertion, Steven Adams finally crested the top of the mountain path. Overcome with fatigue after the climb, he fell forward onto his hands and knees, heaving and coughing. His shoes had long ago succumbed to the treacherous rocks of the mountain, and his feet were torn and bleeding. His groin and head…
Read MoreHassan Whiteside All 148 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
“Most excellent. Dee Tee Bee has uploaded another dunkilation for my enjoyment,” you say to yourself as you click on the video in your subscription box. “Whiteside probably crushes the rim for nine minutes straight!” The video begins to play, and you are, as you expected, enraptured by the displays of unbridled athletic power that…
Read MoreAndrew Wiggins All 84 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
Andrew and his older self walked across the dark lawn of the campus. Despite the rain shower, Andrew was concerned by the fact that they were walking so brazenly out in the open, in flagrant violation of the basketball camp’s curfew. Despite his concern, he kept his doubts to himself; he didn’t want to seem…
Read MoreDeAndre Jordan All 227 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
DeAndre Jordan relaxed on his sofa, wondering idly if his other Clippers teammates had started their off-season training regimens yet. Mindlessly spooning Golden Grahams into his mouth, DeAndre decided they probably hadn’t. Except for Chris Paul. His doorbell rang. Not expecting any visitors, he looked down to make sure he had put on pants this…
Read MoreRussell Westbrook All 68 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
Russell Westbrook could be the hardest-trying player in the league. When he dunks, he doesn’t just plop the ball through the hoop like a wimp. He rockets the ball with enough force that if somebody was standing underneath it and got hit in the head, they would probably die. His whamjams regularly appear in my…
Read MoreJaVale McGee All 49 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
The two tall men embraced in the terminal of Dallas/Fort Worth airport. The taller of the two was dressed in a baby blue tank top, extra-small green running shorts, a pink feather boa, and a top hat. The shorter was dressed in the same purple suit that he had been wearing when they had said…
Read MoreAaron Gordon All 71 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
It was somewhat worrying, Aaron Gordon thought to himself, that he had somehow ended up thousands of miles away from Orlando without having any recollection as to how he had gotten there. However, this small amount of worry was utterly dwarfed by the simmering hatred that consumed his thoughts. He assessed the current situation. It…
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