In a fair and just world, a Richaun “Rich Holmie Chaun” Holmes dunkilation (a video showing all the dunks a given player converted during a given timeframe of basketball, in case you forgot the definition) like the one you are either about to view or just finished viewing would contain at least twice as much…
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Willie Cauley-Stein All 182 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)
There is a major disconnect between the two camps of Willie Cauley-Stein fans. Before I describe what that disconnect is (astute viewers will have already guessed it anyway, and devoted DTB acolytes will already know it because I’ve discussed it in previous video descriptions), I’ll describe those two camps: Camp one: Fans of whatever team…
Read MoreVince Carter All 15 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)
This video stands as the penultimate section of the upcoming “Vince Carter All 878 Dunks Full Highlights (1998-2020 Career Dunkilation)” video. I’m presuming that he dunks it at least one time during this season (though that’s not a given, since ACL integrity decreases exponentially with age such that by the time he’s 46 years old…
Read MoreJabari Parker All 87 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)
Jabari Parker woke up from the nightmare with his heart racing. His cat, Kempy, who had been sleeping on his feet, noticed that her owner was awake and walked up towards his head, wanting attention. Jabari scritched the cat’s ears while the vivid scenes of the dream replayed in his mind. Going up for a…
Read MoreJerami Grant All 101 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)
The two brothers, one taller, one shorter but still quite tall, were sitting on the taller one’s couch, engrossed in a game of NBA 2K. As the differences in scores between their two teams got larger and larger, the shorter one became visibly frustrated. After the taller one executed a perfect alley oop between his…
Read MoreJake Layman All 58 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)
As the 2019-20 NBA season approaches, the burning question that is tormenting the prefrontal cortices of everyone’s minds is this: what team is Jake “Lake Jayman” Layman playing for these days? Okay, fine, maybe not everyone is asking that. In fact, maybe no one is asking that. But I am. Because it turns out that…
Read MoreClint Capela All 235 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)
In the back of the too-hot interior of the food truck, a too-tall man was putting the finishing touches on another large batch of carnitas. With each customer that appeared at the window, he took a quick glance before returning to his culinary artistry. The spot in front of the Staples Center was coveted among…
Read MoreJohn Collins All 156 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)
Despite my best efforts to hype the dude up at every opportunity, I don’t think people fully appreciate the rarity of what John Collins accomplished in his second year in the league. In case you don’t remember the exact statistic quantities, here they are: 19.5 PPG 9.8 RBG 56/35/73 shooting 62.7% true shooting That seems…
Read MoreNikola Jokic All 14 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)
OFFICIAL NIKOLA JOKIC DUNK POWER RANKINGS [EXTRA-POWERFUL 2018-19 EDITION] 1 – 0:41 Jokic posts up Blake Griffin, then goes around him (maybe with the aid of some chicken wingage, all though I don’t see any from the broadcast angle) and hammers it while Andre Drummond furiously tries to contest but only succeeds in signing up…
Read MoreMontrezl Harrell All 201 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)
Montrezl Harrell sat at the dinner party hosted by Clippers owner Steve Ballmer and tried to focus on making a good impression for new teammates Paul George and Kawhi Leonard. That meant taking dainty bites of the lasagna and chewing them to completion before taking another, rather than scarfing down the entire plate in a…
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