“Hey Devin, we got a big problem here,” Josh Jackson said into his phone, trying not to panic. Devin Booker, answering the call on the other end, paused for a second before replying. “Okay, first, I don’t know where ‘here’ is, second, what the heck even are you talking about?” Josh felt like he was…
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Bam Adebayo All 91 Dunks Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Dunkilation)
Impatiently, Bam Adebayo checked on the status of his new YouTube channel for the sixth time that day. However, just as the fourth and fifth times he had checked, he had just two subscribers. Why? Why did nobody want to watch his hilarious pranking videos? Why hadn’t he gone viral yet? He was so far…
Read MoreDennis Smith Jr. All 40 Dunks Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Dunkilation)
“Thanks for inviting me over, man,” Dennis Smith Jr. said as he walked into the impressive entryway of Dirk Nowitzki’s suburban-Dallas home. “I like your place. Classy but not in-your-face.” “Yeah, well, when you’ve made over two hundred million dollars in your career, you get tired of showing it off after a while,” Dirk replied….
Read MoreDonovan Mitchell All 42 Dunks Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Dunkilation)
Standing on the observation platform with the rest of the spectators, Donovan Mitchell watched the SpaceX launch with a despair that was completely at odds with the rest of the group’s jubilation. His teammate and friend Joe Ingles was in that spacecraft, a craft that was headed for Mars despite its occupant’s total lack of…
Read MoreMontrezl Harrell All 115 Dunks Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Dunkilation)
“Normally we wouldn’t hire someone with your astounding lack of credentials, but the district is strapped for substitute teachers at the moment,” the administrator said. Montrezl Harrell, sitting on the opposite side of the desk from the man, nodded somberly, not wanting to say something stupid that would jeopardize his chances of landing the position….
Read MoreAaron Gordon All 92 Dunks Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Dunkilation)
Aaron Gordon was taking part in a summer practice with his teammates, and, on the surface, everything appeared to be fine. However, Aaron’s mind was in another place entirely, and it was not a good place. He ran, dunked, and looked engaged, but only did these things because he knew there were members of the…
Read MoreDwight Powell All 96 Dunks Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Dunkilation)
“Hey Dwight, thanks for coming in today,” Mark Cuban said, welcoming Dwight Powell into his office. “Sit down, we need to talk about next season.” “Sure,” Dwight said, taking the seat across from Mark. He usually felt relaxed and at ease around the Mavericks GM, but Mark seemed more serious than usual, and that made…
Read MoreJaVale McGee All 72 Dunks Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Dunkilation)
“I’m bored,” JaVale McGee announced, throwing his controller on the ground. “No, you’re just butthurt because you suck at Fortnite,” Nick Young replied from his relaxed position in a recliner, a bag of Doritos resting in between his legs. “That’s not the same as boredom.” “I’m not even mad right now, for real” JaVale retorted,…
Read MoreRussell Westbrook All 57 Dunks Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Dunkilation)
“Hey man,” Russell Westbrook said to Paul George as the latter walked into the gym where they were holding their off-season practice session. “You know, it’s funny, sometimes I can’t believe you’re still here playing with me in Oklahoma City and not off with LeBron in LA.” Paul raised his eyebrows as he set down…
Read MoreAndre Drummond All 144 Dunks Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Dunkilation)
“When I agreed to hang out at your house and watch TV with you, dude, I didn’t sign up for the additional ‘listen to Andre strum out-of-tune chords on his guitar’ package,” Stanley Johnson said in an annoyed voice, turning up the volume on the TV to partially drown out the amateurish music coming from…
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