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Elfrid Payton 21 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/23/2018)

There was a period of time last season when it seemed like Elfrid Payton was getting a triple-double every other game. I’m sure the frequency wasn’t that high, but that’s what it felt like to me, since I was the one who had to make all those damn highlight videos. This year, however, Payton has…

Elfrid Payton 22 Points Full Highlights (1/21/2018)

Magic fans are always complaining that Elfrid Payton doesn’t have a jumper, but he’s shooting acceptable percentages from both midrange and beyond the arc, albeit on a limited number of attempts. There are a lot of alleged “shooters” who have worse shooting percentage than his. He might pass up open looks because he’s not overly…

Elfrid Payton 27 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/12/2018)

Once again, an Elfrid Payton video ends up being way too long. Over three minutes just for a whole bunch of layups where he can’t see the rim because his hair is in the way? I’m normally fairly optimistic about the ability of my viewerbase to watch highlights, but this one is asking too much…

Elfrid Payton Career High 30 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (12/23/2017)

Elfrid Payton just scored 30 points, which is more than he has ever scored before and maybe more than he will ever score again, and also added 10 assists for good measure, but there was not a single point in this video where I considered myself “excited”. He’s capable of putting nice stats on occasion,…

Elfrid Payton 22 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (11/25/2017)

Elfrid “Flattop Got Stuck in a Vacuum” Payton had missed a stretch of eight games early in the season due to some kind of injury (perhaps related to his floppy hair thing). Now he’s back in the starting point guard role and guess what? The Magic have lost eight games in a row. You know…

Elfrid Payton 21 Points/13 Assists Full Highlights (4/12/2017)

These are the last Elfrid Payton highlights of the season. Finally. This guy is incapable of having a good game that doesn’t result in an overlong vid. Too many assists, for one thing. Can he tone down the passing a bit next season? Another thing, not enough threes. The good thing about threes is that…

Elfrid Payton 22 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (4/6/2017)

Elfrid Payton probably represents my worst effort-to-views ratio of any NBA player. Every time he has a good game, which is more and more frequent, the resultant highlights are at least 3 minutes long, sometimes 4. Vids that long take a correspondingly long time to compile, and they only get a few thousand views apiece….

Elfrid Payton Triple Double 20 Pts/11 Rebs/11 Asts Full Highlights – HAIRlights! (4/1/2017)

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Elfrid Payton 22 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (3/27/2017)

All the Magic had to do to make the playoffs this year was go .500. That’s it. Not even that hard of a thing to do, considering the weakness of the Eastern Conference. Granted, the playoff talk from Magic homers wasn’t as strong as previous years, but it was still there a little bit. This…

Elfrid Payton Triple-Double 13 Pts/10 Rebs/13 Asts Full Highlights (3/13/2017)

Is this how other highlight-makers feel when they have to make endless Russell Westbrook triple-double vids? I bet it is. These things are so damn time-consuming. No one even likes Elfrid Payton, but here I am, making yet another vid for yet another one of his trip-dubs. Not complaining or anything. It’s just I like…