Tag: Elfrid Payton

Is it just me (I know it’s not), but is Elfrid Payton’s hair getting floppier by the day? While making this vid it just seemed like it was bouncing all over the place, more than usual. That thing of hair doodles jutting out in front of his face was becoming almost vertical at times. I’m…

Has Elfrid Payton been… kinda good this year? I was just so used to him being a bottom-5 starting point guard in the NBA that I never really considered that he could improve from that. I could be wrong. I don’t usually watch a whole lot of Magic games in my spare time (but I…

I warned you guys. I WARNED YOU. I was very clear about it: do not watch the full Elfrid Payton highlights. The last Payton vid I made was almost four minutes long. A length so lengthy that anyone watching the whole thing would be putting their life in great danger. And I warned you of…

Last time Elfrid Payton scored a career high, 26 points about a month ago with 14 dimes, I warned people not to try and watch the whole video, because it was simply too much Elfrid Payton highlights. I’m a trained and experienced highlight-watcher, and I couldn’t even manage it. I hated to imagine what would…

If you told someone “Elfrid Payton can’t shoot”, and then showed them this video, you would be one dumb MFer. Why give people information that completely refutes your point? That would be stupid as heck. Payton makes it rain in this video, is what I’m trying to say. He makes it rain in spite of…

This is just way too much Elfrid Payton highlights. I defy any one of you to watch this whole honkin’ vid in one sitting. It cannot be done. I edited in one sitting, sure. But that’s a whole different matter. I can zone out really easily while editing one of these suckers, I’m like a…

Whoever’s in charge of the equipment at The Verizon Center needs to turn down the sensitivity of the microphones on the basket. For real. I don’t especially like the normal commentary that comes with a game, but it gets worse when it’s obscured by dudes yelling “and-one!” over and over. Among other, less savory, things….

Looks like the only thing Elfrid Payton needed to get back on track after a string of poor outings was to be guarded by Russell Westbrook. The first few clips of this vid speak for themselves. Westbrook gets absolutely TOASTED by Payton, who doesn’t even look like he’s trying that hard. I guess that makes…