It’s somewhat sad to think about, but we could be seeing peak Eric Paschall right now. He’s averaging 14 a game, which isn’t a lot when you think about all the crazy stuff that goes on in the NBA on a nightly basis, but is a lot for a player of his pedigree and caliber….
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Eric Paschall 22 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/3/2020)
The Warriors were without a point guard for this game, and they were also without the point-guard-esque skills of Draymond Green, so the Warriors had to switch to a “point guard by committee” model. I have to say, the results were impressive: a solid win over the pseudo-contender Denver Nuggles. Eric Paschall contributed his part…
Read MoreEric Paschall 25 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2020)
Eric Paschall basically spent this entire game making bitchmeat out of any player that the Suns tried to put on him. Whether through his outside shooting or his beefy inside game, multiple Suns players were victimized so thoroughly by Paschall that they probably have PTSD now. I almost got PTSD just watching it happen and…
Read MoreEric Paschall 23 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2020)
Did anyone realize that we had gone a whole month without a 20-burger from Eric Paschall? I did (because I wasn’t having to make any vids for him, a minor burden taken off my shoulders), and probably Warriors fans did (the real Warriors fans, not the bandwagoners who are just counting down the days until…
Read MoreEric Paschall 22 Points Full Highlights (1/20/2020)
Everybody knows about the philosophical concept of “Pascal’s Wager”, which makes some tired and obsolete argument about the existence/non-existence of God. Pascal’s Wager is lame and boring and there’s no need to discuss it anymore because people smarter than us have already dissected it into dust. Not many people are aware of the less-used axiom…
Read MoreEric Paschall 20 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2020)
Since I don’t really have any ideas for this Eric Paschall video description, I decided to investigate the college that he went to before Villanova, which was Fordham University in the Bronx. Paschall played his freshman year there before it turned out he was too much of a beast and had to go play for…
Read MoreEric Paschall 24 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/2/2019)
If you include his assists (which were actually pretty good for a big guy, next Jokic??????), Eric Paschall accounted for almost half of the Warriors’ points tonight. Imagine if he hadn’t been around, or if the Warriors had drafted the average player drafted 41st overall (who would’ve scored, like, 5 at most). This was already…
Read MoreEric Paschall 25 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2019)
It seems like so much time has passed since Eric Paschall scored 14 points in his Warriors debut, but it was only about a month ago. Things were so different then. There was still hope that the Warriors would remain an elite team, although the fact that Paschall (who was, at that point, just a…
Read MoreEric Paschall 22 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2019)
I think it’s apparent from the box-score that Eric Paschall was OFFICIALLY the number one option for the Warriors last night. He played forty minutes (eight more than the next highest minutes-getter, Ky Bowman) and took nineteen shots (five more than the next highest shot-taker, Jordan Poole). With every “good” player on the Warriors out…
Read MoreEric Paschall 17 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2019)
I’m really enjoying Eric Paschall’s game right now. He just doesn’t care at all about what a “good shot” is, especially in the context of his position. He’ll take turnaround and side-step midrange jimbos like he’s the second coming of prime LMA combined with the second coming of prime Kobe. He’ll drive the ball even…
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