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Evan Fournier 27 Points Full Highlights (11/7/2018)

Whatever thing Evan Fournier did with his hair to make it look like he still had all of it isn’t working anymore. If my theory of “spray-spainted sawdust stuck on with a glue stick” is correct, that stuff will definitely erode over time. If he did something fancier, like with an actual doctor, he needs…

Evan Fournier 31 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (10/20/2018)

The best Orlando Magic-related thing to happen all summer was Evan Fournier tweeting a picture of his newly restored hairline with the text “@KingJames hit me up bro”. It’s risky, as a role-player of Fournier’s caliber, to diss a superstar (and by extension, his army of nuthuggers) over a non-basketball attribute, but I thought it…

Evan Fournier 25 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2018)

This is what happens, people with man-buns/other weird long-hair creations. Take note. You pull that stuff back too tight, and guess what? You go bald. If you saw Evan Fournier a couple years ago, he had some weird topknot thingie where the hair at the front was being pulled tight all the way back. It…

Evan Fournier Career High 32 Points Full Highlights (1/16/2018)

I could’ve sworn Evan Fournier scored more than this once upon a time. But I search “Evan Fournier career high” on YouTube, and it says 30. I guess that must be it, because I wouldn’t’ve ignored any higher total for him. As evidenced by this video. I’ve been ignoring Fournier for a lot of the…

Evan Fournier 27 Points Full Highlights (12/6/2017)

Evan Fournier is quietly averaging more points than ever, 18 per game, on a better efficiency, than he ever has before. Normally, a young-ish (he’s only 25) player doing that would garner at least some attention, but not Fournier. The Magic have a tendency to take exciting players and make it so that no one…

Evan Fournier 25 Points Full Highlights (10/27/2017)

I refuse to believe that the Orlando Magic are legit. Call me a “troll”, a “hater”, or a “nincompoop”, or whatever you want, but I simply am not willing to anoint this Magic team as on of the best in the conference based on a couple good games. It’s not like they added a whole…

Evan Fournier 28 Points Full Highlights (10/24/2017)

It is pretty much my singular purpose in life to determine which NBA players are suffering early-onset hair loss and single them out through my thumbnails and descriptions. I am constantly on the lookout for players who are thinning on top or who have receding hairlines. Nothing gets me more excited than adding another player…

Evan Fournier 25 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2017)

If Evan Fournier went back to sometimes scoring 8 points in between stretches of not scoring at all, would that make people care about him again? “Peak Fournier” was reached early in his career with the Nuggets, and has gone down dramatically since then. Way, way dramatically. He’s only 24, people! 24 and scoring 17…

Evan Fournier 24 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (2/9/2017)

Earlier in the season, it was possible to say that Evan Fournier was the best player on the Magic. It wasn’t necessarily correct, but you could say it and people wouldn’t laugh you out of the room (not like you could ever find a room of people, outside of Orlando, whose basketball opinions were advanced…

Evan Fournier 26 Points Full Highlights (12/20/2016)

Unlike Nikola Vucevic, who I have been ignoring because he hasn’t been that good, I’ve been ignoring Evan Fournier for no good reason at all. Sorry French people! He must be falling victim to the curse that plagues all former scrubs: once you actually are good instead of just a bunch of “potential”, people stop…