“Hey, great game Francisco,” James Harden said after the game. “It must be really cool to play so close to your home fans in Mexico.” Francisco looked irritated. “Dude, I’m from the Dominican Republic. Not Mexico.” “Yeah, yeah, whatever, same thing. Listen, my mom is looking for a great enchilada recipe to impress some guests,…
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Francisco Garcia 18 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (4/27/2013)
Here’s a list of things you didn’t know about Francisco Garcia: -He is probably Mexican -Wait, he’s from the Dominican Republic -But he looks Mexican -When he was traded away from the Kings, he cried tears of joy -When he’s guarding Durant, Durant can’t score -He has ice in his veins -But not really, since…
Read MoreFrancisco Garcia 25 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (12/10/2012)
The Kings suck again. They are a textbook example of when tanking goes wrong. They’ve had several years in a row of high picks, but they are somehow even worse than before. But it’s not Francisco “San” Garcia’s fault. So let’s forget about how the Kings got totally owned by the Mavericks, and instead focus…
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