https://youtu.be/FtHWjB1FM1A While I was making this video, half of my brain was focused on the minutiae of actually doing proper editing for all these clips, and half of my brain was thinking about how I could make Bob Ross jokes in this video description. And actually there was another half of my brain that was…
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Frank Jackson 23 Points Full Highlights (3/19/2021)
https://youtu.be/VWYcinR5ZpE I don’t know about that hair. I just don’t know about it. Does Frank Jackson WANT to look like a short version of DJ Wilson? Because right now Frank Jackson looks like a short version of DJ Wilson. And nobody on earth should want to look like any version of DJ Wilson. Except for…
Read MoreFrank Jackson Career High 31 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (8/13/2020)
By my calculations (which are extremely precise and accurate, being as I am an erudite mathematical scholar), this game propels Frank Jackson from 39.7% shooting on the season to 40.5% shooting. By shooting 12-of-24 from the field, he has turned his season from a “poor shooting season” to a “good shooting season”. That’s the magic…
Read MoreFrank Jackson 18 Points Full Highlights (8/11/2020)
Frank Jackson is looking a bit Richard Simmons-esque with his headband and his big hair poof. You can add him to the list of players who didn’t know what to do with their hair while COVID-19 ravaged the planet so they just let it grow unchecked. In Jackson’s case, he sort of looks cool, in…
Read MoreFrank Jackson 22 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2020)
This game is a STATEMENT GAME for Frank Jackson. However, the statement isn’t being made to NBA fans or even Pelicans fans. Those groups don’t care enough about Frank Jackson to heed a statement from him no matter how emphatically it is delivered. No, the statement is being made to Pelicans coach Alvin Gentry, and…
Read MoreFrank Jackson 23 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2019)
This was an impressive win by the Pelicans. Missing almost everybody good on their roster besides Jrue Holiday, they spoiled Paul George’s Clippers debut. Yeah, the Clippers were without Kawhi Leonard, but that was a self-inflicted wound. All the Pelicans’ injuries are real, no load management going on here. Frank Jackson played a big part…
Read MoreFrank Jackson 21 Points Full Highlights (10/31/2019)
For some reason, when it comes to Halloween, I just never learn my lesson. Every year I buy bags and bags of candy, and then every year I get maybe ten total trick-or-treaters, meaning that there’s tons of leftover candy that I have no idea what to do with. My personal maximum is, like, one…
Read MoreFrank Jackson 19 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/24/2019)
This is upsetting to me. I’ve been spending the past few Frank Jackson videos building up the idea that Frank Jackson is nothing more than a midget shooting guard who has no point guard instincts to speak of. His rate-adjusted assist averages for the season, which have been hovering at or near two APG, have…
Read MoreFrank Jackson 19 Points Full Highlights (3/18/2019)
I really messed this one up. Sorry guys. It’s too late now. No time machine, no warping of the fabric of space, no fantastical voyage into the past will repair the fact that Frank Jackson got a block in this game and I didn’t even show it in this video. A video which purports to…
Read MoreFrank Jackson 16 Points Full Highlights (3/15/2019)
I really appreciate basketball-reference for all the good work they do, but they’re really confusing me by calling Frank Jackson a “point guard” on his profile page. Not even “point guard and shooting guard”. Just “point guard”. Yet, when I make highlights for this guy, in no way does it seem like he’s playing as…
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