Full unabridged title of this video: “Garrett Temple 21 Points/1 Game-Losing Turnover Full Highlights (8/19/2020)”. “Game-Losing” might be a somewhat hyperbolic adjective, but it also isn’t. The Nets were down by three with seven seconds left when Temple coughed the ball up. Even if they had hit a three-pointer on that possession, the game would…
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Garrett Temple 19 Points Full Highlights (8/9/2020)
If you are watching this video, congratulations! You have displayed uncommon commitment to the plight of scrubs across the NBA. Your devotion to the role-player cause is laudable. That said, I really recommend that you watch another video. ANY OTHER video. Don’t want this one. If there is joy to be derived from watching Garrett…
Read MoreGarrett Temple 19 Points Full Highlights (8/4/2020)
Can anybody give me a good reason why I would even try to write something insightful for this video description when I know for a fact (a god-damn FACT) that this video will never even get close to 500 views? One good reason at all? (Maintaining the universally excellent quality of my video descriptions is…
Read MoreGarrett Temple 18 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/24/2020)
Nobody really cares about Garrett Temple, nor has anybody ever cared about Garrett Temple (except for maybe his parents, but even that is in doubt). Despite that whole “not caring” thing, Temple has put together an impressive ten-year career, something that nobody expected after he played for five teams in his first two seasons (appearing…
Read MoreGarrett Temple 25 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2019)
Garrett Temple should drag his rear end over to the nearest place that sells greeting cards/birthday cards/other types of cards, go to the “thank you” card section, pick a thank you card that’s somehow sports-related, take the card home, and write a thank you note in it. If he happens to read this video description,…
Read MoreGarrett Temple 27 Points Full Highlights (12/4/2019)
Nets fans probably aren’t as excited as I am that their team, which has on its roster both Kyrie Irving and Kevin Durant, is being led in scoring by Garrett “Most Likely To Be An NBA Coach After Retirement” Temple. But they really should be. Irving and Durant, they aren’t Nets basketball. Superstars scoring points…
Read MoreGarrett Temple 22 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2019)
Garrett Temple scored sixteen points in the second quarter of this game. Again, I ask you, who even needs Kevin Durant? Temple can clearly replicate Durant’s level of production if the circumstances line up properly, which, as far as I’m concerned, is all the time. I mean, look at how smooth his three-pointers are. Durant…
Read MoreGarrett Temple 18 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2019)
The Brooklyn Nets made enough high-profile acquisitions over the summer that the acquisition of the steady but unexciting Garrett Temple didn’t really grab anybody’s attention. But if you break things down, you see that Temple might have been the most important addition to the Nets: KEVIN DURANT: This guy isn’t even playing. Temple is playing….
Read MoreGarrett Temple 30 Points Full Highlights (10/19/2018)
Sorry, losers. There’s all sorts of rookies and such that had excellent performances tonight, but right now what you get is highlights of Garrett Temple scoring 30. Why? Because screw you, that’s why. I do what I want. And what I want is to showcase one of the most underrated role-players in the league. The…
Read MoreGarrett Temple 23 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2018)
When deciding whether or not to watch this video, keep in mind that 23 points would have tied a career-high in points for Garrett Temple if he had not scored 34 points earlier this season against this same team. Also keep in mind that the video depicting his 34 points has been deleted now, so…
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