Tag: Gary Harris

I am so #hypedforgaryharris that I will make Gary Harris highlight videos under flimsy pretenses. Twenty points is hardly out of the ordinary for the Gary Harris at this point, but my compulsion to disseminate Gary Harris highlights to the masses cannot be overridden. Creating Gary Harris highlight videos also gives me more excuses to…

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The thing that blows my mind about Gary Harris is that he looked like a nothing his first season in the league. He shot 30% from the field and 20% from three. He got a consistent ten to twelve minutes per game in the second half of the season but utterly failed to do anything…

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Gary Harris, with this game, has stepped boldly into a new era of his career: the era where he scores points so effortlessly that it doesn’t even seem like he’s scoring a ton of points but he actually is. I don’t think the Nuggets commentators even realized that he set a career-high in this game,…

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With this video, I truly believe that people will see what I see with regards to Gary Harris. Namely, that he’s a total beast and one of the more exciting young players in the league. Fans across the globe will watch this video, their eyes will light up, their hearts will race, and they, like…

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#hypedforgaryharris Lest you forget, there is a special hashtag that I have specially created for you to express your hype for Gary Harris of the Denver Nuggets. #hypedforgaryharris Even though the Nuggets lost against a Cousins-less Kings team (I TOLD you Gallo and Faried were the problem, I TOLD you), my hype for Gary Harris…

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I am #hypedforgaryharris but I don’t feel like the rest of the world is following suit. They are #hypedfornikolajokic at about ten times the rate of Gary “Hairy Garris” Harris. This hype discrepancy is regrettable but understandable at the same time: Harris’ ceiling is a twenty-point-per-game scorer who doesn’t do a whole lot else. Sort…

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It seems like people keep forgetting about my ingenious hashtag creation, #hypedforgaryharris. Does that mean it’s a failed hashtag? A good hashtag would be so memorable that it pops into your head and random times during the day. In the shower? #hypedforgaryharris. Eating a bowl of cereal? #hypedforgaryharris. Watching non-Gary Harris players play basketball? #hypedforgaryharris….

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Explain to me why I would go to all the trouble of making a hashtag when no one is going to use it. Explain that to me. Because I can’t understand it. Gary Harris is playing well now, and there should be a lot of people excited for him. Even if there aren’t many fans…

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Gary Harris has been injured for a large part of the beginning of the season and, I admit, I haven’t been as #hypedforgaryharris as I should. It’s hard to get hyped for a player who hardly even plays, you know? That’s no excuse, though. As creator of the #hypedforgaryharris hashtag, I should be hyped for…

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Gary Harris has been having plenty of good games as of late, but I have to admit that I haven’t been as #hypedforgaryharris as I should be. Shamefully, I have not made even one tweet in the past month that uses my expertly-devised hashtag phrase to indicate that my hype for Gary Harris is still…

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