JaVale McGee 16 Points Full Highlights (5/20/2017)

When I watched JaVale McGee score the first seven points for the Warriors in this game, I chuckled a little bit to myself. Then I thought, why should I be laughing at him? He’s a talented basketball player in his own right, not a sideshow freak to be mocked. Just because he was doing the…

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Patrick McCaw 18 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (5/16/2017)

Even if you removed all of Patrick McCaw’s points from Golden State’s total, AND all the points that were the result of his assists, the Warriors still would have won this game. That’s how much of a beating it was for San Antonio. Does that fact lessen McCaw’s significant accomplishments? Kinda. It’s a well-known rule…

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JaVale McGee All 121 Dunks Full Highlights (2016-17 Season Dunkilation)

The team plane was silent; it was two in the morning, and everybody was asleep. Everybody, that is, except one JaVale McGee, who couldn’t get to sleep no matter how much he tried. His mind was preoccupied with rumors that had been circulating the locker room for some time, rumors that Stephen had somehow acquired…

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JaVale McGee 14 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (4/22/2017)

It was looking like the Blazers had a good chance to beat the Warriors when they led by thirteen at halftime, but it just wasn’t meant to be. That’s okay, because the Warriors were without Durant for the second straight game, so the win wouldn’t have counted anyway. Meanwhile, the Warriors’ win counts 100% because…

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JaVale McGee 15 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (4/19/2017)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpotujwTbDo It’s too bad that Draymond Green is so adept at filling in at the center position, and it’s also too bad that Zaza Pachulia still exists and isn’t dead, because both those things are preventing JaVale McGee from getting as many minutes as we all want. He still has yet to play over twenty…

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Stephen Curry All 324 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2016-2017 Season Three-ilation Part III)

“That’s it. That’s the book he was reading before all this happened,” Dell Curry whispered as he stood outside his son’s house, peering through a gap in the blinds. Steve Kerr nodded gravely. “Either he is experiencing a problem with his newly-created three-point amulet, or he desires to craft an artefact of even greater potency,”…

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Stephen Curry All 324 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2016-2017 Season Three-ilation Part II)

Stephen Curry ran through the rocky subterranean passageways underneath Oracle Arena. The three-point amulet, still warm and glowing from the smelting process, bounced against his chest as he searched for a way out. Its power circulated through his body, an entirely different sort of power than that which had emanated from the original amulet, stolen…

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Stephen Curry All 324 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2016-2017 Season Three-ilation Part I)

“HE DID WHAT?” Dell Curry winced at the sudden outburst from Steve Kerr. “I saw it with my own eyes, Steve. Through some unfathomable sorcery, my own son has crafted for himself a new, greater relic – the three-point shooting amulet is remade.” “But the original three-point amulet was destroyed a year ago,” Steve protested,…

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Ian Clark 17 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2017)

Ian Clark floater game: on point. Ian Clark midrange game: on point. Ian Clark three-pointer game: on point. Ian Clark headband game: on point. Ian Clark dunk game: NOT ON POINT. Come on man. No dunks this year? Only two in your entire career? We’re not talking about Luke Ridnour here. We’re talking about a…

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JaVale McGee 16 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (4/8/2017)

Zaza Pachulia is still the starting center for the Warriors after all this time. It is what it is at this point, Kerr obviously has made his decision. Pachulia and JaVale McGee are different players, bringing different skills to the table. One of the skills that differs the most between them? Dunking the basketball. I’ve…

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