Golden State Warriors – Page 6

Marquese Chriss 15 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (1/28/2020)

It seems to me that there was some strangeness going on with Marquese “Mar-Queso” “Sea-Cheese” Chriss’ contract that was on the very outermost fringes of my awareness. I think the Warriors waived him, waited for him to clear waivers, and then signed him to a different type of deal? Is that what went down? I…

Glenn Robinson III 20 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2020)

Glenn Robinson III is probably tired of being compared to his dad, but I can’t help it. I’ve had to write too many video descriptions for this guy and I’m running out original material, so I have to fall back on the one distinctive trait he possesses that sets him apart from the rest of…

Glenn Robinson III 18 Points Full Highlights (1/24/2020)

I get the feeling that the Warriors have their own little version of “The Process” going on right now where they know they’re not going to be competitive, so they’re just trying to figure out if any of the guys on their roster are worth keeping around when they presumably return to title contention next…

Eric Paschall 22 Points Full Highlights (1/20/2020)

Everybody knows about the philosophical concept of “Pascal’s Wager”, which makes some tired and obsolete argument about the existence/non-existence of God. Pascal’s Wager is lame and boring and there’s no need to discuss it anymore because people smarter than us have already dissected it into dust. Not many people are aware of the less-used axiom…

Alec Burks 33 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/20/2020)

There is, apparently, a tentative return date set for Stephen Curry. Maybe it’s not even tentative. Maybe it’s REAL. His return probably won’t lead to a whole ton more wins for the Warriors at this point (gotta keep the tank rolling), but it does put his teammates on notice: if you’re going to score 40…

Eric Paschall 20 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2020)

Since I don’t really have any ideas for this Eric Paschall video description, I decided to investigate the college that he went to before Villanova, which was Fordham University in the Bronx. Paschall played his freshman year there before it turned out he was too much of a beast and had to go play for…

Jordan Poole 21 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2020)

It’s been fun watching Jordan Poole miss shots at a historic rate, but now I feel like it would be more fun to see him start making a bunch of shots instead. There’s a basic human psychological need to see balls go in holes. That’s why people watch basketball. And that’s why people (mostly) don’t…

Alec Burks 25 Points Full Highlights (1/16/2020)

It seems like every team, even the bad ones like the Hornets, is making some kind of social media push to get players from that team to the All-Star game. The time-honored tradition of trying to rally the fans in support of any and all potential All-Stars is usually more pathetic than anything else, and…

Damion Lee 21 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/16/2020)

We as NBA fans need to band together to start a petition aimed at the NBA, the goal of which will be to allow players to wear those ninja bandana things instead of normal headbands. (Get it? “Band” together? LOL!!! [lots of laughs]) Damion Lee popularized the style last year, and the look of the…

Jordan Poole 17 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/14/2020)

In the three-point era, out of players who attempted at least 250 field goals, only three players had a worse effective field goal percentage than Jordan Poole has this season: Kendall Gill (2000-01 Nets) Speedy Claxon (2006-07 Hawks) Nikoloz Tsktzhkitvstilivili (2002-03 Nuggets) If you raise the FGA to 500 (a number that Poole seems likely…