Damion Lee 22 Points Full Highlights (12/25/2019)

Amount of 22-point, 15-rebound games Damion “Best Lee In Warriors History” Lee has had for the Warriors: 1 Amount of 22-point, 15-rebound games David “Softie” Lee had for the Warriors: 13 At first glance, it might seem premature for me to give Damion Lee such a nickname as “Best Lee in Warriors History”, considering the…

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Alec Burks 25 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (12/23/2019)

The Utah Jazz recently (very recently, only a few hours ago) traded for Jordan Clarkson to bolster their bench scoring. I’m finding that extremely funny, because from what I can recall, they already had a primo 6th-man-type scorer on their roster for several years, almost a decade actually. And they marginalized him and marginalized him…

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Damion Lee 20 Points Full Highlights (12/20/2019)

The Golden State Warriors won this game to get their sixth win, contrasting with their 24 losses. The Pelicans, who were the losing team in the contest, have just one more win than the Warriors. How is that even possible? The Pelicans are practically bursting with legitimate NBA talent. They have J.J. Redick, Jrue Holiday,…

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Glenn Robinson 17 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2019)

NBA historians of the future will wonder what the heck was going on with the Warriors this year, where things went so wrong than Glenn Robinson III led the team in minutes played. This will be so far into the future that they will get him confused with his dad, because what’s a few decades…

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Jacob Evans 13 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2019)

13 points on 4-for-14 shooting, I am honestly appalled at how low my standards have fallen. But I have some reasons for making this video that I will lay out for you (and also for me, because I’m seriously considering just deleting this one and pretending it never happened): Reason for this video’s existence number…

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Damion Lee 21 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2019)

It may be different for actual Warriors fans (the ones that haven’t gone into hibernation, that is), but I’m finding this current Warriors incarnation very fun. In years past, you knew what you were going to get for the most part, the only question was which superstar scorer was going to go off and how…

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Alec Burks 24 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2019)

It still blows my mind that Alec Burks played seven full seasons (plus one partial season) for the Jazz. I guess technically they weren’t full seasons, because he was injured for big chunks of some of them, but he was there for 8 training camps. I figure that John Stockton and Karl Malone have statues…

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Willie Cauley-Stein 17 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2019)

While all the scrubs around him are taking full advantage of the fact that the Warriors’ lineup is scrubtastic enough to allow them to take hella shots whenever they want, Willie Cauley-Stein’s usage has actually gone down from his Sacramento days. This short stop in Golden State is his one chance to shoulder more of…

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Glenn Robinson 20 Points Full Highlights (12/6/2019)

Glenn Robinson III AKA GRIII AKA “Greeeee” must be having the time of his life now. On all his previous teams, his teammates were better than him and would probably get mad at him for taking any shot he wanted. For example, if he had dared to take a step-back twenty-footer while on the Pistons,…

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Eric Paschall 24 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/2/2019)

If you include his assists (which were actually pretty good for a big guy, next Jokic??????), Eric Paschall accounted for almost half of the Warriors’ points tonight. Imagine if he hadn’t been around, or if the Warriors had drafted the average player drafted 41st overall (who would’ve scored, like, 5 at most). This was already…

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