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Chris Clemons 19 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (11/16/2019)

The Houston Rockets seem to be a perfect fit for Chris Clemons. In retrospect, we could’ve seen this coming; what better place for a guy who loves nothing more than to shoot tons of shots, than a place where the coach loves to have his players shoot tons of shots? It’s a match made in…

Ben McLemore 21 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2019)

The Ben McLemore redemption tour is happening RIGHT NOW, and hardly anyone is paying attention because James Harden is busy averaging 40 or whatever. All you people who were making fun of him, saying he was washed up, saying he was finished, look at him now. GAZE UPON HIM. He’s a starter for one of…

Danuel House 17 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2019)

Looking at that thumbnail, I’m not entirely sure if I’m looking at Danuel House or Russell Westbrook. It’s sort of freaking me out. Did I get an image of the wrong player? I have no way of knowing at this point, so we’re just going to roll with it. If you clicked on this video…

P.J. Tucker 22 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2019)

OFFICIAL TIMELINE OF ME MAKING THIS VIDEO 9:00 PM last night: see that P.J. Tucker had 22 points 9:00 PM: Swear loudly and rue the day I ever decided to make NBA highlight videos 9:05 PM: Google “how to increase YouTube view counts” while also beating my face with my fists 9:10 PM: Make any…

Ben McLemore 14 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2019)

It hasn’t been as long as you think since Ben McLemore did anything notable on an NBA basketball court; he somehow managed a 20-point game last season. This despite only appearing in 19 games and only making 25 shots the whole year. Given those circumstances, that 20-point outburst was probably the least likely performance of…

Chris Clemons 16 Points Rockets Debut Full Highlights (11/3/2019)

First off, I want to state how impressed I am with Chris Clemons’ second career game action being a legit block. Dudes who are 5-foot-9, like Clemons is, don’t usually get rejections as emphatic as his was. Most of the time, you’re not surprised when they go a whole season while only getting 1 or…

P.J. Tucker 17 Points Full Highlights (10/28/2019)

You know that common saying, “You made your bed, now lie in it”? I’m feeling that idiom really hard right now. I have made my bed and now I have to lie in it. You might think that, in this metaphor, the “bed” is “me having made highlight videos for P.J. Tucker scoring a mediocre…

P.J. Tucker 16 Points Full Highlights (10/26/2019)

When all is said and done, this video will have been a waste of effort on my part. Not an enormous waste, given that it took me just twenty minutes to put it together, but a waste nonetheless. Even in the hierarchy of P.J. Tucker highlight videos, which is a very pathetic hierarchy to begin…

P.J. Tucker 17 Points Full Highlights (10/24/2019)

Not included in this highlight video: all the times P.J. Tucker was playing really tough defense against Giannis Antetokounmpo. Defense is where a lot of his value lies, that combined with his relentless energy, but if I’m going to make highlight vids featuring defense as a centerpiece, it’s going to be on a channel called…

Clint Capela All 235 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)

In the back of the too-hot interior of the food truck, a too-tall man was putting the finishing touches on another large batch of carnitas. With each customer that appeared at the window, he took a quick glance before returning to his culinary artistry. The spot in front of the Staples Center was coveted among…