Houston Rockets – Page 27

Eric Gordon 26 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/27/2016)

Eric Gordon, at 28 years old, should be in his prime right now. That age is usually when players have their primes. But the stats clearly indicate that Gordon is not in his prime right now, and that his prime was actually in his early twenties. The reason for this premature prime? Injuries. Most people…

Sam Dekker 12 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2016)

I can’t tell if the Rockets are actually good or if it’s just an apparition caused by the blinding glow of James Harden. It’s important for me to be able to tell, so that I can adjust my expectations for Sam Dekker accordingly. I wanted them to be really bad. Really, really, bad so I…

Clint Capela Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2016)

When James Harden gives his MVP speech, he’d better devote a whole section of it to talking about how good Clint Capela is at catching lobs. I’m thinking like 10-15 minutes of the speech would be good. That still leaves like 10 minutes to talk about all the other stuff he wants to. Plenty of…

Eric Gordon 27 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (11/12/2016)

Sorry about my other videos tonight. Well, maybe not sorry. Just acknowledging that for some people, they would be unsatisfactory, what with their point totals of 18,12,16,19,14,15,12, and 15. Good amounts of points for the players involved, sure, but not a good amount of points for players who are actually good. LeBron James scores 15…

Clint Capela 14 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (11/7/2016)

When I saw that Clint “The Capelmeister” Capela had fourteen points on 7-of-10 shooting, my first thought was: dunks. My second thought was: why did Jennifer leave me. My third thought was: alley-oops from James Harden. I guess I got my wish…kinda? There are some alley-oops from Harden to Capela in this video. One of…

Ryan Anderson 23 Points Full Highlights (11/7/2016)

I pretty much thought that Ryan Anderson was going to be a total beastmonster with Houston. So did you, I’m sure. Don’t try to abnegate the responsibility you hold for having those thoughts. Don’t even TRY to abnegate it, dude. The fit was (is???) just too perfect. A mindless three-point assassin playing on a fast-paced…

K.J. McDaniels 13 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2016)

There was no K.J. McDaniels dunkilation last year. A tragedy, I know, but as much as I wanted to make it, he only dunked it 10 times. That’s a good ratio to the mere 29 total shots he made, but not even close to enough material. There is hope this year, though. He’s already slamjammed…

Montrezl Harrell 17 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (11/2/2016)

If there’s one thing that we can tell from this performance by Montrezl Harrell, it is this: The Knicks simply can’t defend the paint. Montrezl did some nifty things early in the game to get his points, until he realized that all he had to do to score was wait for James Harden to pass…

Trevor Ariza 27 Points Full Highlights (10/28/2016)

It doesn’t even feel like it, but this is one of Trevor Ariza’s best scoring games as a Rocket. (At least in his second tenure. His first tenure with them happened so long ago that the only thing I remember from that period of my life is that occasion when I masturbated 8 times in…

Clint Capela 16 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (10/26/2016)

Clint Capela finally had it. After much harrassment of Dwight Howard’s friends and family through Clint’s own network of proxies and middlemen, Clint finally had Dwight’s new cell number. It was sitting there in the contact list of his phone, waiting to be dialed for the first time. Petting his cat ‘Juwon with one hand…