Tag: Ian Mahinmi

This is more like it. After an unacceptable nineteen-point performance in February wherein Mahinmi took eighteen shots to score his points, thus prompting me to withdraw his ill-gotten “MANhinmi” nickname, Mahinmi has now scored eighteen points on only nine shots. Thus, I will return the nickname that I had taken away, and Mahinmi can once…

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After teasing us with relatively high-scoring games throughout the season, Ian “MANhinmi” Mahinmi finally accomplishes what we were all waiting for, a new career high. And the cool part is, he only needed eighteen shots to do it! Wait. Eighteen shots? Yep. Before this game, his career high in field goal attempts was twelve. Twelve!…

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My standard for videos these days is if it doesn’t get 1,000 views, it probably should never have been brought into this world. Such is the case with my “Ian Mahinmi 12 Points Full Highlights” from early November. Right now it stands at 997 views (actually probably 998 because I just clicked on it and…

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I’ve got a new meaning for the acronym ESPN: Extra Stupid People Notshowingreplays. Ian Mahinmi has three monster whams in this game. He is basically just whapping it all over folks with no regard for human, animal, plant, or alien life. I jumped out of my chair for each one. These are mega crushers. That…

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Dear Ian, Casting all introductions aside, I must apologize for how I have treated you in the opening weeks of this season. My behavior was inexcusable, and I will no longer pretend that my actions had no effect on those around me. As you are well aware, you have had multiple double-digit scoring games this…

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