Tag: Indiana Pacers

The sanctity of the game of basketball was destroyed tonight in Indianapolis, and for his singular part in the destruction, Myles Turner was rightfully booed. Check out the final clip of this video if you want to see Naismith’s creation get dragged through the mud. Personally, I suggest stopping this video at about 2:24, and…

It’s a new year, and with a new year comes new opportunities for Myles Turner to be ignored in favor of more hypeable young players even though he is better than most of them. I can only do so much with my video descriptions when it comes to apportioning hype to the proper players in…

What if I told there was a 20-year-old second-year player who was averaging 15 points a game with excellent shooting numbers to go along with elite shotblocking skills. Not only that, but this player added a three-point shot over the offseason. You would certainly be hyped for such a player, were they to exist. You…

I’m tired of these players with their little hair doodles cluttering up my channel. First it was Kelly Oubre, then Buddy Hield, now Myles Turner. Three hair-doodled players in a row. Totally unacceptable. There are other hairstyles, you know. Imagine how amazing Myles Turner would look (and play) if he had a huge Artis Gilmore-esque…

Myles Turner is a three-point shooter now. The sooner we accept that fact, the sooner we can move on with our lives. We can wish all we want that things would be different, but there is no closing Pandora’s box. What is done is done, and we have to live with the consequences. James Naismith…

Myles Turner: yet another innocent victim of a league driven insane by the allure of the three-point shot. OR Myles Turner: grateful beneficiary of a league where crude positional designations no longer determine what shots one can and cannot take. Which statement contains the truth, and which statement holds only lies? The funny thing about…