Indiana Pacers – Page 6

Domantas Sabonis 25 Points Full Highlights (1/4/2020)

So the Pacers just lost to the Hawks, which, in a single moment, has reduced their status from “fringe contender” to “just another East playoff team”, but out of all the people you could blame for the loss, Domantas Sabonis is not one of them. Instead, you should pin the loss on one of the…

Myles Turner 21 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2020)

The Pacers must have decided that the combo of Myles Turner and Domantas Sabonis can work out, because they’re now paying both of them a ton of money for the next few years. A straight 18 million per year for Turner for four years, and very slightly more for Sabonis with the same amount of…

Jeremy Lamb 30 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2020)

Here’s the deal: Jeremy “Where’s The Lamb Sauce” Lamb, in this game, had a BETTER game than Michael “Walking Injury Report” Porter Jr. And you know why that is? Because he’s the BETTER player. That’s the deal, I just said it for everyone to hear. I can’t unsay it, but even if I could, I…

Domantas Sabonis 23 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/31/2019)

I have evidence in my possession that Domantas Sabonis has, for the past few weeks, deliberately been performing below season norms. The evidence is incontrovertible. All one has to do is look at his game logs, see the recent absence of twenty-point games, and start connecting the dots. Since I have already connected all the…

Aaron Holiday 25 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2019)

This game was, according to sources on the internet I trust very much, the first time in NBA history that three brothers had shared the court together. Aaron Holiday, Justin Holiday, and Jrue Holiday, like I needed to tell you their names. We had recently had an Antetokounmpo trio who were all active but didn’t…

Aaron Holiday 17 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (12/27/2019)

It was really nice of the Pacers to let Aaron Holiday attempt the potential game-winning shot. There’s not really a “go-to” scorer for them, a guy who for sure is going to get the last shot in a close game, all of the people on the roster are basically the same in quality when it…

Myles Turner 24 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/23/2019)

Myles Turner is a verified scoring beast. You know how on Twitter, verified users get a little blue checkmark next to their name so that you know their opinions are more important than your opinions? Myles Turner has the blue checkmark of being a verified scorer, except the checkmark only exists in my proprietary database…

Aaron Holiday 19 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (12/23/2019)

If your definition of clutch does not include plays made outside the last minute of regulation or overtime, than Aaron Holiday was pretty much not clutch at all. But if you expand your definition to be the last two minutes, then all of a sudden he becomes clutchmaster supremo, the king of clutch mountain, the…

T.J. McConnell 15 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (12/20/2019)

Maybe I’ve got some biases that are showing through right now, but T.J. McConnell does not seem like the type of player who would be shooting 53% from the field. Being low-volume and taking only good shots only gets you so far in the NBA. You don’t instantly become a 50% shooter by being careful…

Domantas Sabonis 26 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2019)

Question: is there anyone on the Lakers who can handle the sheer beefage of one Domantas Sabonis? Answer: no, especially not Jabroni Lames (alternate name: NoDefense SuckBalls), White Coward (name also applicable to Alex Caruso), Anthony Davis (who was so scared of this matchup that he feigned injury just to avoid it), or JaFail DickPee….