“You did WHAT?” J.J. Redick smiled apologetically. “It’s not a big deal. Voodoo’s just a bunch of phony baloney anyway, so it’s not like that lady’s gonna cast a curse on me for stealing her potions.” “But you believed in voodoo enough to steal the potions in the first place,” Zion Williamson pointed out. “J.J.,…
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J.J. Redick All 240 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation Part I)
J.J. Redick nervously drove down streets in a New Orleans neighborhood that he had never been to before. The small houses lining the streets ranged from “dilapidated” to “unfit for human occupation”. He wondered why he had elected to make this trip at night when everything seemed ten times as unsafe. Distant and not-so-distant police…
Read MoreJ.J. Redick 27 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2019)
I miss the days when every 76ers game was a new chance for some random 10-day contract player or other scrub/role-player to show out and have a career high. The days of Larry Drew II (Larry Drew’s crappy son) and Drew Gordon (Aaron Gordon’s crappy brother), the days of Furkan Aldemir and Tony Wroten. Hollis…
Read MoreJ.J. Redick 24 Points Full Highlights (12/27/2018)
I have now heard multiple references to this season being a “career year” for J.J. Redick. It’s true that he’s averaging more points per game (18) than he ever has before (his previous best was 17 PPG last season, and that was also a “career year”). However, can it really be a career year for…
Read MoreJ.J. Redick 24 Points Full Highlights (12/2/2018)
J.J. Redick, at age 34, in his 13th season, is averaging a career-high in points after averaging a career-high in points the previous year. If there’s anything we can learn from this, it’s that letting chicks piss on you grants functional immortality (actually just looked it up turned out HE is the one who likes…
Read MoreJ.J. Redick 25 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2018)
My body is ready for the upcoming Philly implosion now that Jimmy Butler is going to be added to the mix. There’s already a weird vibe around the whole organization, and it seems like a dynamic personality like Butler could be the thing that sends the entire thing off the rails. Stay tuned. For now,…
Read MoreJ.J. Redick 30 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (10/23/2018)
J.J. Redick keeps bailing out the 76ers with crazy threes. This is not sustainable. Obviously, because even with his and-one three with 5 seconds left in overtime Philly managed to lose by giving up an easy and-one on the other end to Blake Griffin. Note: Blake Griffin is not yet enough of a scrub for…
Read MoreJ.J. Redick 31 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (10/20/2018)
J.J. Redick is one of those rare players who seemingly just keeps getting better. Or if not better, not measurably worse. Aside from that forgotten stint in Milwaukee (worse big three ever, Redick Ellis Jennings), he’s been on the upswing his whole career. It’s easier when you start off as slow as he did, so…
Read MoreJ.J. Redick 23 Points Full Highlights (5/3/2018)
While watching this game, I found myself often thinking, with slight variations, “it’s a good thing J.J. Redick is hitting all these tough shots because Philly’s halfcourt offense looks like poo”. His hot shooting was enough to propel his team to a big lead early on, but as he cooled off, so did their ability…
Read MoreJ.J. Redick 27 Points Full Highlights (4/24/2018)
I don’t even know who Meek Mill is. I tried looking him on basketball-reference, but nothing came up. That probably means he’s not a basketball player worth caring about, unless he was a beast in college or Europe or something. He seemed happy that the 76ers were winning, so good for him, I’m happy too….
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