Tag: Jared Sullinger

Jared Sullinger and DeMarcus Cousins found themselves matched up on the battlefield, and fought to an even draw: 31 points and 16 rebounds for each. I don’t even know how to search basketball-reference for other times that has happened. Maybe if I had direct SQL query access. Anyway, yeah, Jared is looking like a legit…

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Am I the only who thought, during the Super Bowl, “I wish there was some NBA basketball going on right now that I could switch to?” Don’t lie. While watching that sickening blowout of a game and eating shoddily-prepared buffalo wings, you thought similar thoughts. How great would another Durant scorefest have been? Or, even…

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Just A Really Enormous Dude, Sully Undresses Lovely Ladies In Nude, Graphic Entertainment Revues

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My scouting report for Jared Sullinger used to read something like this: “Big guy who likes to shoot jumpers but isn’t particularly good at them. Can rebound. Next Charles Barkley?” My scouting was totally wrong, apparently. Because Barkley could never really shoot threes. Sullinger is apparently pretty good at them.I don’t think the rest of…

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The Celtics have a bad situation on their hands. No, not their lack of a point guard. Well, yeah, their PG situation is pretty dire. But that’s not what I’m talking about here. This might be even worse. Their sophomore power forward thinks it’s okay for him to shoot threes. Never mind the fact that…

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The last time Jared Sullinger had a game this good he was still playing for Ohio State. In fact, he’s probably the best player ever to come out of that prestigious university. What did you say? Could you repeat that? John…. what? Have-lee-check? Never heard of him. Anyway, he probably never put up 12 and…

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