Two very strange things happened in this game for the Timberwolves: -Jarrett Culver scored 26 points (which is strange because he’s not a good scorer) -Andrew Wiggins got a triple-double (which is strange because he’s not a good anything-er) Those two strange things combined to form a very ordinary Timberwolves occurrence: a loss. Oftentimes one…
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Jarrett Culver 17 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2020)
Don’t look now (when people say that phrase it means they actually want you to look so go to basketball-reference right now and check it out), but Jarrett Culver has put together a really nice stretch of games for the Timberwolves. He’s almost on a 10-game stretch of consecutive double-digit scoring performances, and most have…
Read MoreJarrett Culver 15 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/11/2020)
It’s a bit too early in his career to make any real pronouncements, but the question burning on my mind right now is this: will Jarrett Culver ever be as good as Jarrett Jack was? Jack’s main claim to fame was just being a steady backup for a long time. He was almost sixth man…
Read MoreJarrett Culver 24 Points Full Highlights (1/7/2020)
Not shown in this video: Jarrett Culver attempting a wide open potential game-tying three with 40 seconds left and doinking it off the back iron. The way I’m phrasing it makes it seem like some sort of horrible gaffe that would be perpetrated only by a complete bust, but missing open threes is fine. And…
Read MoreJarrett Culver 21 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2019)
Thanks to the all-around suckiness of most of the top picks in this year’s draft, Jarrett Culver has mostly evaded criticism for his own suckiness. Other years, a guy picked 6th overall who was doing as poorly as Culver is would get mercilessly skewered by all sorts of national media outlets. Even NPR would get…
Read MoreJarrett Culver 15 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/6/2019)
Jarrett Culver’s 5-game streak of 1-assist performances comes to a tragic end in Memphis, with him finishing with 7 assists to go with 15 points. Sad! I blame Andrew Wiggins for actually making some shots for once (is it just me or has not been as garbage this year) as well as Karl-Anthony Towns for…
Read MoreJarrett Culver 20 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2019)
You will never guess which fast-food burger establishment I acquired my dinner from tonight. You will simply NEVER guess. There is just no way for you to know. There are no clues hidden ANYWHERE in this highlights package, not in the title, not in the thumbnail, not in the video itself, nowhere. You can guess…
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