“Come on dude, just log on. It’s not like you have anything better to do.” Jaxson Hayes rolled his eyes at the over-the-phone wheedling of his teammate Nickeil Alexander-Walker. He was bored, but not so bored that he could be convinced to start playing Runescape again. “I actually do have something better to do,” he…
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Jaxson Hayes 20 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2020)
Ever since the first game of the season where Jaxson Hayes scored nineteen points, I have had an alert system set up in my house so that I know when he reaches the milestone of scoring twenty points in a game. I’ve got it all: claxons, flashing lights, text messages to my phone, confetti, anything…
Read MoreJaxson Hayes 18 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2020)
It doesn’t feel like it, but Jaxson Hayes is currently suffering from the dreaded “MCW-itis”, the condition where an NBA player peaks in their first career game. This disease is (as you could probably discern) named after Michael Carter-Williams, who famously devastated the Heatles in his NBA debut and then only went downhill. Another famous…
Read MoreJaxson Hayes 14 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (1/8/2020)
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Read MoreJaxson Hayes 17 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (12/5/2019)
The NBA’s national broadcast partners might be freaking out that they scheduled a whole bunch of national TV games for the Pelicans before Zion Williamson got injured and now no one is going to want to watch them, but I’m enjoying this particular version of the Pelicans just fine. They’ve got a nice mix of…
Read MoreJaxson Hayes 19 Points Pelicans Debut Full Highlights (10/28/2019)
I was gonna criticize the way Jaxson Hayes’ parents decided to spell the name “Jackson”, but while I was doing some further research I decided I would hold off on the criticism. During the course of my research I discovered that if you instead spell it “Jaxon”, “Jaxxon”, or “Jaxxxon”, it really looks more like…
Read MoreJaxson Hayes 19 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (5/7/2019)
https://youtu.be/qH9rDpCmhZo Everyone loves Zion Williamson. Including me. Just because he easily graduated from my channel doesn’t mean I don’t think he’s great. What a fun player to watch grow before our eyes. But, MAN, he’s really holding down Jaxson Hayes. It’s almost criminal. Not his fault, of course. He’s the one with the pedigree and…
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