Jeff Green 27 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (6/15/2021)

https://youtu.be/OpI4-CbjP6c We all know that the universe possesses a low-level sentience that is capable of malevolence. This grand consciousness has no personality and no rationality, but it does have hate. And, going into this game, it really seemed like the universe was directing its uncontrolled and overwhelming malevolence at the Brooklyn Nets: -Kyrie Irving was…

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Jeff Green 23 Points Full Highlights (1/31/2021)

https://youtu.be/QvrMI-or-lA Out of all the things I crave in my life, there is one thing that I crave above all others: Revenge games. Yes, my craving for REVENGE in the form of NBA players spanking their former teams is greater than even my craving for chicken wings with blue cheese dippy sauce. Every time an…

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Jeff Green 22 Points Full Highlights (8/22/2020)

Jeff Green: the Rockets’ second-best player in this series? Yeah, he is, and it’s not really close at all. He’s averaging like 20 PPG for the series, on 60% shooting from the field and 50% from three. Meanwhile, the only other guy who has a legit claim to the title, Eric Gordon, just went 8-for-24…

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Jeff Green 22 Points Full Highlights (8/18/2020)

Jeff Green has now had seven straight games scoring in double figures. I’m crossing my fingers that he does well in the Rockets’ next game as well and pushes that streak to eight. Why? Because Jeff Green hasn’t scored in double figures in eight straight games since 2015. (Isn’t that a cool stat? I found…

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Jeff Green 22 Points Full Highlights (8/4/2020)

Jeff Green, somehow, is still only 33 years old. I think the fact that he was a rookie with the Supersonics is distorting my view of him. I mean, he was on the Supersonics. You know, that team that was in Seattle a million years ago? And if he’s been around long enough to be…

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Jeff Green 18 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2020)

Lames Hardon this game: a lame 6-of-19 from the field, a hardon-sucking 3-of-10 from three, 23 points, directly leading his team to an embarrassing loss to the Orlando Magic. Chucksell Statpadbrook this game: 9-of-19 from the field, 24 points, 8 turnovers, innumerable shots chucked, unstoppable padding of stats. Thaboner Sefoloshit this game: No stats except…

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Jeff Green 20 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2020)

OFFICIAL DTB APOLOGY: Two days ago, Jeff Green of the Houston Rockets scored seventeen points. I would have made a video, and, in fact, had plenty of time to make the video (there were only four games played across the league that night), but I must have missed his entry in the boxscores, or else…

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Jeff Green 17 Points Rockets Debut Full Highlights (2/20/2020)

It was just a matter of time before some good team swooped in and picked up Jeff Green. His play with the Jazz was not very inspiring (what even happened there?), but anyone who saw what he did with the ‘Zards last season knew that he could still score the ball at a decent level….

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Jeff Green 19 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2019)

Jeff Green proved last year that he could still be a decent-ish scorer as long as literally no one (as in fans) paid attention to what he was doing. He averaged 12 points per game with the ‘Zards last year, a fact I know intimately because it seemed like I was making a vid for…

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Jeff Green 19 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2019)

I don’t hang out around enough Jazz fans to get a read on their feelings about Jeff Green, but I have to assume that you can add “Jazz fans” to “The Big List of Fanbases that Jeff Green has Disappointed in His Career” (title in quotes because the list is actually for sale both as…

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