Whistling a made-up tune, Jeff Green once again consulted the cookbook. “Thinly” slice the potatoes? His hands were so huge that he doubted that he would end up with anything other than gigantic chunks, but he pressed onwards. His mom wanted him to learn how to cook, and by golly, he was going to learn…
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Jeff Green 24 Points/1 Game Winner Full Highlights (11/9/2013)
Jeff Green concealed himself in the alleyway, nervously glancing from side to side. A mini-cooler was in his hand. He tried to play it cool, but he knew that if a cop came, he would have no explanation for why he was out here. Even if he told the truth…well, as they say, sometimes truth…
Read MoreJeff Green 27 Points Full Highlights (3/31/2013)
Jeff Green has been playing a lot better since Rajon Rondo got injured. Just sayin’.
Read MoreJeff Green 18 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2013)
It would not be fair to call Jeff Green a bust. He was pretty good his first few years in the league, and then he was diagnosed with an aortic aneurysm. Now, I don’t know what an “aortic” is, and I certainly have no idea what an “aneurysm” is, but it sounds like something that…
Read MoreJeff Green 16 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2012)
Jeff Green. Is he good? Some, mainly Celtics fans, will say yes. Some, mainly Celtics fans, will say no. Some, mainly Lakers fans, will say “lol who is that he ain’t Kobe count tha rings bitchez”. The remainder of NBA fans will say “he’s better than Kendrick Perkins who is just a total turd”. Which…
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