Jeff Teague – Page 2

Jeff Teague 3 Points/18 Assists Full Highlights (12/5/2018)

Jeff Teague’s 18 assists is the most by any player so far this season. He’s not even tied with anybody, he’s just straight up the best single-game assister in the NBA right now. But with any performance with this many dimes, some of them are going to be a little iffy. Let’s take a look…

Jeff Teague 24 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (11/12/2018)

Jeff Teague could hardly contain the poeticism bursting from within him. Hastily entering his apartment, he didn’t even bother to turn on the lights before walking briskly to his desk. Once there, he lit the two candles which rested upon the flat wood surface, granting him just enough illumination to begin the task at hand….

Jeff Teague 27 Points Full Highlights (10/17/2018)

I’m just going to go ahead and guess that Jeff Teague’s 27-point performance against the Spurs has not yet been uploaded by any other highlight channel. In an age of NBA highlights where vids are available as soon as the game is over from multiple sources, no one gives a whit about Jeff Teague. Hold…

Jeff Teague 25 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/26/2018)

I was extremely surprised to see that Marquis Teague signed a 10-day contract with the Grizzlies. Surprised, and impressed. I saw how much he sucked in his first stint, and it was the kind of suckage that usually results in a permanent vacation from the NBA. So good on him for apparently doing so good…

Jeff Teague 20 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (3/20/2018)

I don’t want to make Jeff Teague highlights, no one wants to watch Jeff Teague highlights, but here we are. Looking at three full minutes of Jeff Teague highlights and wondering where everything went so wrong. I could’ve made highlights of Boban Marjanovic scoring 4 points like 20 times in the time it took to…

Jeff Teague 25 Points/1 Ejection Full Highlights (3/2/2018)

“Yo Jeff, you got a diary too?” Karl-Anthony asked, having walked into the locker room to see Jeff Teague sitting by himself in silence, writing in a small journal. “Lemme see!” Before Jeff could keep the diary from this teammate, it was snatched from his grip. “Hey, that’s mine,” he said weakly, knowing that he…

Jeff Teague 25 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/24/2018)

I think Timberwolves fans would like Jeff Teague a lot more if he would just run pick-and-pops with Karl-Anthony Towns every other possession like Ricky Rubio did. There’s a reason KAT is averaging so much less this season, and that reason is his point guard is more concerned with making boneheaded turnovers and generally sucking…

Jeff Teague 25 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (2/13/2018)

Timberwolves fans have, sometimes (mostly) rightfully, directed their ire towards Jeff “Rocket Teague” Teague for his inconsistent play this season. But I think they need to gain some perspective: at least they don’t have Jeff’s cruddy brother Marquis Teague starting for them instead. Marquis, according to his brother, left college too early, then kicked around…

Jeff Teague 30 Points/16 Free Throws Full Highlights (1/22/2018)

I didn’t want to do it. I really didn’t want to do it. However, sometimes I must put the needs of the community ahead of my own. This actually isn’t one of those times because the community definitely does not need to see Jeff Teague making 16 free throws with a few buckets interspersed sparsely…

Jeff Teague 22 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/14/2018)

Spooky stat of the day: Both Jeff Teague and Jarrett Jack had statlines of 22 points and 8 assists last night. They were only separated by rebound totals; Jack had four, whereas Teague only had one because KAT was stealing his rebounds. Do you feel like this could be the beginning of an episode of…